Fantasy come true

How can a man last longer even when he is living a fantasy?

when he realises that without a spoon, he can’t finish the soup.

But there is no spoon.

I’m not sure what this question is about, but I don’t see it having a factual answer. Moved to MPSIMS.

I’m betting the OP came from a square blue can containing processed pork shoulder product. I see stuff like that in my special email folder every day.

I never thought I’d ever write a letter to the Forum, but let me tell ya, it was a fateful day that morning I walked into the bait shop…

Is this about Andruw Jones?

Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that
he will keep out water a great while; and your water
is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body.

Take the blue pill.

Demand more options. Maybe there’s a mauve pill, but only if you ask for it.

If I was living my fantasy I think I would last less long, at least for the first couple rounds. :smiley: