Mmmmm. Couple a questions, you don’t mind? Clear up a few little details, minor points…
Just how big is a “mobile lab”? You say it would be a small matter to smuggle a few of these out of the country. So you must have some rough idea, right? Clearly, smaller than the Hindenberg, right? 'Cause that might kind of “stick out”, know what I mean? Small enough to throw on a big flatbed 18-wheeler, you think? Throw a tarp over it?
And when do you figure the Iraqis first exhibited thier genius for miniaturization? I really hadn’t heard anything about the Iraqi scientists having some special talents in the area of miniaturization of laboratory equipment. Maybe because nobody ever thought it was very useful, the production of bonsai bunsen burners, itty bitty petri dishes, tres petit vacuum apparatus. But, apparently, this has been quite the obsession amongst the very cream of Iraqi scientists.
Now, I haven’t been in a lot of biology labs, a few, but they’re pretty darn big. Lots and lots of glassware, equipment, those big bulbuous-pointy things that shoot big sparks. Must have really busted thier humps, science wise, to shrink that down to mobile size.
And the stoical humor of it all. How do you hire a guy to cook up deadly microbial and chemical combinations in transit when you might hit a pothole. Ooopsy! Time to go die-die!
So I’ve been curious about this, all along, about these “mobile labs”. And at last, I come across someone with some genuine expertise on the subject, someone who knows just about how easy they would be to smuggle. Well, heck, if you know that much you know more than me, that’s for sure! You may know more than anybody, for all I can tell.
So whaddaya think there, Starv Approximately how big is a mobile bio-chemical warfare lab? Bigger’n my double-wide, you think?
Inquiring minds want to know!