Farewell, Turkmenbashi

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/12/21/turkmenistan.reut/index.html

Awww, I kinda liked crazy ol Turkmenbashi. The man responsible for decrees such as:

Speaking out against gold caps on teeth
Banning video games
Replacing the Hippocratic oath with an oath to him
Forbidding jokes about Turkmenbashi

Crazy as a loon, he was, but in a weird, sort of affable way. Well, as an outsider free from the impact of his derangedness, that is. He was certainly a repressive dictator, and I imagine his people might be better off without him, but he was fun to point and laugh at :wink:

Tch! And we barely knew him …

I always liked the golden statue in Ashgbad of good 'ol Suparmurat T’bash (Bashi to his mates) facing the sun. It rotated as the sun went around, but rumour has it, just as an added bonus it was leading the sun ever ever sooo slightly, the implication being the ex father of the Turkmen was the one who was responsible for it rising and setting each day.
Thankfully he has shuffled off, although I did like his way of doing all his ministers annual performance reviews live on TV.

I wonder if his recent demise has anything to do with the plans for a gas pipeline direct to China so they do not have to sell gas to Russia at a serious discount to market rates?

William Shatner can take his place, since they were obviously separated at birth!

I also like the fact that he renamed the days of the week after himself and his kin.

As zany, power-mad, narcissistic, micromanaging dictators went, he was one of the best. His likely successor’s name is quite a mouthful, though. Can we just call him “Bruce”? It might avoid confusion.

Not to mention two months after himself and his mother.

Are you kidding? He’s a dead ringer for James Garner!

But he wasn’t such an affable dictator. For example, he purposely destroyed the medical system in Turkmenistan, causing avoidable mortality to skyrocket. He was a creep. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

He also declared the second Sunday of August to be Melon Day. You can’t argue with that. Melons are rad.