Farting in Key

Is there a way to control the pitch of a fart? Would it be possible to fart out a song? For example “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”.

Didn’t Cecil do an elaborate report on a Frenchman who had a dynamite farting act in the late 19th or early 20th century?

You won’t believe that Cecil covered this! While you didn’t know that he did, it more properly belongs in CoCC. So away we go…

There is a British film

starring the late, great Leonard Rossiter as M Pujol. Unfortunately it does not appear to be available anywhere, although it has been, ahem, aired on TV in the UK at least once.