Yeah, mine leaks too, every month.
snopes says a similar story is false:
You have an odd definition of “false:”
oops :smack: didn’t read closely enough.
Ah, you guys. I just laughed so hard jizz spurted out my nostrils.
But I’m with the other posters on wondering what part of inserting a foreign object into his son’s anus isn’t illegal…
Jizz… nostrils? Huh?!
This just adds to my theory… if it’s small enough to fit up somebody’s ass, then by god, someone, somewhere is going to shove it up one.
A play on the leaky girlfriend thing, but mixing it with the “wa-ha, you just made me shoot milk outta mah nose” and thought it was funnier than the generally more realistic “queefing of jizz” when I laugh hard. TMI and head jokes, indeed. It’s terrible when you blow your nose after a bj and all you can smell is that chlorine-public pool smell. Or is that just me?
Jokes aren’t funny when you explain them, but that one probably wasn’t funny in the first place anyway so it’s all right.
You just don’t know about some sub-cultures. Way back in the day, I read about this incident in West Virginia. A man, his son, and his son’s friend all drank some clear liquid from a two-liter pop bottle they found on the front porch. One of them went blind, and all three got burned esophagi. It was paint thinner or wood alcohol. Something toxic, at any rate.
“Why would anyone drink from a bottle they ‘found on the front porch’?” I asked.
“Probably thought it was moonshine,” said Mr. Rilch. Yes, some people in WV still drink moonshine. And if a bottle of clear liquid mysteriously appears on your front porch, you might well think Bubba Jay left it for you.
That said, I don’t want to know about a subculture in which people force air into each other’s rectums. Even before you get to fathers doing it to their 5 y/o sons.
Hell, lot’s 'o people still drink moonshine. Not from around these parts, are ya?
When I started a summer job at a factory while an undergrad, the factory doctor told us a similar story about a couple of jerks who inserted a compressed-air hose in the anus of a co-worker and ruptured his intestine. For all I know, it was a made-up cautionary tale meant to stop us from trying something stupid (and, of course, there were no details that would let you check up on the story). But the point is that this is a lot older than the Internet – I heard this in the early 1970s.
I can see one person doing this but why would the other two drink it after the first one burns his esophagus?
Cockeyed optimism?
[Don Martin Cartoon]
Hillbilly#1: Lookee Here. Someone left their moonshine out! (drinks)
Hillbilly #2: Whaddya think!
Hillbilly #1: Ain’t got no “kick” to it.
Hillbilly #2: (Drinks) You’re right! Ain’t got no “kick”
Hillbilly #3: (Unseen by #1 and #2. Thinks: “Thieving Varmints!” Shoots them)
Hillbilly #1: (Powder burns on face) It shore does sneak up on ya, though!
Hillbilly #2: (Also with powder burns) : It shore does!
[/Don Martin Cartoon]
If they all sampled it within a few minutes or seconds of each other and it didn’t have negative effects while they were drinking it, I can see it.
Uh, since when does “inserting something (non-medical) into a child’s ass” = “playing”?
The father not being prosecuted is highly disturbing.
I call bullshit too. Weird news usually comes from India, not Cambodia.
Unless you’re reading it off Ananova, and then it’s often from Romania.
(I can’t believe I’m inserting facts into this thread. Seems about as useful as blowing hot air up your ass…)
Air can enter the bloodstream anywhere there’s bloodstream. Places that are highly vascularized - that is, they have a lot of capillaries - are more likely to gather you an embolism than a place without a lot of blood. If that area of high vascularization is just on the other side of a thin mucus membrane, like the pregnant uterus or the intestine , then they’re *far *more likely to accept air into them than places that aren’t highly vascularized (say, your kneecap) and/or aren’t open to the air on a mucus membrane.
The capillaries around the intestines are there to absorb nutrients and/or water from the other side of that mucus membrane. It doesn’t take much to force air in them instead.
Surgical wounds, especially large abdominal ones, open up lots of capillaries directly to the air, and are one of the biggest culprits in gas embolism deaths.
Lest you freak out the next time your partner gets freaky, it should be noted that very small amounts of air, like that pushed in by the penis during intercourse, enemas or flatulence aren’t likely to do any damage. Risk of death starts being real when the quantities of gas in a single bubble get up to the 1/4-1/2 cup range.
Air embolism in uterine artery from an attempted abortion leading to death.
What. Exactly. Was he trying to do?
-FrL-