the waco kid snatching a chess piece
madeline khan’s stage number
“the new sheriff is a ni-TENG!”
“i must have killed more men than cecil b. de mille.”
I don’t actually much like that movie, but never fail to crack up at Sheriff Bart holding himself hostage.
“Rape, murder, arson, and rape.”
“You said ‘rape’ twice.”
“I like rape.”
“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”
I’m not a big Mel Brooks fan, but there are a few laughs in Blazing Saddles.
“Oh boys! Look what I have over here!”
“Where the white women at?”
"Land, land… “Land: see Snatch.” Naughty, naughty.
“Stampeding cattle.”
“That’s it?”
“Through the Vatican?”
“Kinky! Sign here.”
"Think of your secretary… "
The town meeting with the authentic frontier gibberish.
“'Scuse me while I whip this out.”
“He said the sheriff is NEAR.”
“We hand you this laurel, and hearty handshake…”
Rarrarr!!
Sheriff Bart: “Are we awake?”
Waco Kid: ""We’re not sure. Are we…black?’
Sheriff Bart: “Yes, we are.”
Waco Kid: “Then we’re awake, but we’re very puzzled.”
The chieftain talking to his scout at the beginning of the movie, talking in what to my ears sounded like, uh, Yiddish. Who knew?
“Well, raise my rent!”
“Man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is gonna die!”
“When?”
“Little bastard shot me in the ass!”
“Somebody’s go to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”
I first saw it when it came out, in an actual theater, and I can assure you, the campfire scene got one of the biggest, longest laughs you can imagine.
And almost anything with Madeline Kahn. “It’s twue! It’s twue!”
My own personal favorite is Bart convincing the townspeople (you know, morons) to build a duplicate town.
“You’d do it for Randolph Scott.”
Crowd (in hushed reverence) “Randolph Scott!”
Harrumph!
“And now, for my next impression . . . Jesse Owens!”
I wonder how well this movie will hold up in, say, 100 years?
I didn’t get a “harrumph” from that man!
Mongo punching the horse, no contest.
Schwartzers!