These can be about anything, but I’ve noticed recently how some things on this board having been changed to euphimisms for masturbation - Wally’s ‘cranking the Hog’ and my ‘wrestling the walrus’
In another post someone uses ‘rubbing the lamp’
My new favorite however is ‘cranking the Hog’ Wally, did you not really notice how that sounded when you typed it?
So what are your favorite euphimsims, make some up of your own if you want, and it doesn’t necessarily have to be about masturbation.