Favorite funny sounding words.

Fornication

** Procrastinate **
As in - “My Mom caught me procrastinating once.” She didn’t knock!

Yogurt.
Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt…

yogurtyogurtyogurtoytohgurtogugurt

Another one of my favorites… ‘sports’

sports sports sports…

One afternoon when I was 10 and reading a Nancy Drew book, I got hung up on ‘Georgia’, ‘Georgian’ and ‘Gregorian’. Sat and spun on that all afternoon. Found my dad and asked him if there was a place called ‘Georgia’.

He lo-o-o-o-o-o-ked at me and said "Yes. . . " very slowly (we lived one state over). I brightened up considerably. I really should have explained that episode to him.

Spoon

Spoooooon

Hahahahaha

Spoon

Google

googlegooglegooglegooglegooglegooglegooglegooglegoogle

Tang

Gotta go get me some, now!


It depends where you put the apostrophe.

Nozzle.

Lobster.

Potato.

Hemmoroid. A robot with a big block engine for power.

Diarrhea. Always thought that should be the name of a flower. “Look how beautiful the roses and carnations are and the diarrheas are georgous.”

Snort. Try to say it fast 5 times in a row.

[Graham Chapman]Errogenous Zooooooooone!![/Graham Chapman] :smiley:

Pebs

Poo.
It’s my son’s favorite word.
He’s 17.:rolleyes:

The word “drapes” makes me giggle inordinately.

But not if you say like “Drape that over the chair…”

Just “drapes”.

Fuji. Fiji. Phoebe. Fibonacci.

Not really a word, a name:
Harry Potter (sounds like some Brit euthenism for an STD)
Little Italy, say it a few times.
Coventry some type of oven in a tree?
From (you have to look at this one as you say it. I was working on a website the other day and after staring at it for hours I was completly conviced I wasn’t spelling it right)

Thespian. Tee hee hee.

Another funny one: buffet
I’ve heard people pronounce this differently, and the funniest way is Boo-Fay.

“titillate”

Go on, say it. Out loud. Titillating, isn’t it? Now say the preceding sentence three times fast.

Now try this: “Isn’t seeing a tit titillating? Isn’t it?”

Foible! Plethora! Galoshes!

Man, I gotta go dig that up…

Onomotopeia.