I will vote for that one twice. It’s almost as bad as the reason you need to have a lozenge. It sticks in your throat like a spoon of peanut butter you sucked down too fast and your throat is working overtime to get rid of the gooey mass and wishing it would pass like a kidney stone.
Matriculate - Sounds like it should mean to drool while chewing. Interviewer: “And where did you matriculate?” Me: “Oh, all down the front of my shirt.”
Lugubrious - Not real sure what it even means, but that doesn’t keep me from using it.