Ah, thats the stuff!!!
and…
“Oh, Lord! Do we have the strength to undertake this great task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?” Amen!
and…
Every line Slim Pickens has in the same movie.
“What in the wide, wide world of sports is a’goin’ on here?!?”-- Taggart
Let’s play the rape of Lucretia. You be Lucretia, and I’ll be rape.
Inga: Werewolf.
Freddy: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Freddy: What?
Igor: There wolf. There castle.
Freddy: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
That kid is not getting a tip…
We’re marching to a faster pace,
Look out! Here comes the master race!
Mungo like candy!
Hitler was a terrific painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, TWO COATS!!
Daddy love froggy! Froggy love daddy?
Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears!.. That’s disgusting.
And for anyone who hasDVD copy of Spaceballs, I have to recommend the whole Doll Scene, in Spanish. Even if youy don’t speak Spanish. It’s like Bumblebee man off the Simpsons. You’ll piss yourself, I promise.
flup
“Oh Mastah Robin! You’ve lahst yore ahms in battle! …But yeh’ve grown nice boobs!”- Blinkin, Men in Tights
“Now you see that evil will always win, because good in dumb!”- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Bart: Are we awake?
Waco Kid: I’m not sure. Are we…black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Waco Kid: Then we’re awake. But we’re very puzzled.
-Bart and Jim, Blazing Saddles
Two scenes in Blazing Saddles.
After being “welcomed” by the citizens of Rock Ridge, Bart takes himself hostage and, holding a gun to his own head, forces himself into the sheriff’s office.
“Won’t somebody help that poor man?”
When Bart is telling Jim how he came to be out west, with Mel Brooks playing the Indian chief. After several lines of dialogue in Yiddish he says in English “They’re darker than us!”
“The code is…1”
“1!”
“1!!”
“…2”
“2!”
“2!!”
“…3”
“3!”
“3!!”
“…4”
“4!”
“4!!”
“…5”
“5!”
“5!!”
“One two three four five? That’s like something an idiot would put on his luggage.”
“Ah, Mr. President, we found the code.”
“Really, what is it?”
“1 2 3 4 5”
“1 2 3 4 5? I have that on my luggage!”
Gets me every time.
Jesus: “I say to you, one of you will surely betray me tonight…”
Mel: “JUDAS!..”
(Judas is shocked.)
Mel: “Have you tried the soup? It’s very good…”
…or something like that.
I don’t know if Mel Brooks was involved in the Get Smart revival starring Andy Dick, but if he was…
“Hello, Mrs. Smart.”
“Oh, please. You make me feel like a hundred. Call me 99.”
And you look like a bucket of shit!
Schoolteacher: We, the people of Rock Ridge, feel strongly…
Crowd: LOUDER!!
Schoolteacher: I’m sorry, I’m not used to public speaking…WE THE PEOPLE OF ROCK RIDGE…
and…um…everybody kind of jumps back…'cuz it’s all loud and stuff…and…
I guess you just have to see it…
What’s the matter Col. Sanders, CHICKEN???
I’m the bearded lady. Who are you, one of the freaks???
I heard a voice behind me say, REACH FOR EM MISTER!! I spun around, and I was face to face with a 6 year old kid. Well I just threw down my guns and walked away…THE LITTLE BASTARD SHOT ME IN THE ASS!!!
What the hell was that??
That was my virgin alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do.
“In other words he hands, his body, his veins would all have to be increased in size.”
“Yes, exactly.”
“He’d have an enormous vahmshteucker!”
pause
“Well that goes without saying.”
“WOOF!”
Also for those who don’t know, in Young Frankenstein, Bleuker, or however it’s spelled, is German for glue. LOL 
I work for Mel Brooks!
We’ll work up a number six!
I think you boys have had enough beans!
What are you all doin singing and dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots!
All the rest of Taggart’s lines from Blazing Saddles!
flup! I just watched the doll scene in spanish, hehe, thanks for the suggestion
no, no, si! no, no, si! ah, ah, ah, ooh-ahh-ooh.
My favorites are (all Spaceballs)
1)The first shot of Princess Vespa in space when she’s wearing headphones that make her look like Princess Leia,
The dueling scene at the end when they crash into the camera crew “uh… He did it!” and
(cracks me up every time) -
“They must have hyperjets on that thing”
“And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?”
I was going to post that exact scene. (The only scene in that movie that I think is really all that funny. And it’s a riot.)
He’s serious!
Marcel Marceau: “No.”
Bart: Mornin’, ma’am! And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
Elderly woman: Up yours nigger!
[The Governor is having trouble putting his pen back into its holder]
Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary…
[The pen goes straight in]
Governor Lepetomane: Thank you! That’s a good one!
Taggart: God dammit, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!
[Pointing to the bat droppings on the floor]
Dracula: The children of the night… what a mess they make.
Igor: Dr. Frankenstein…
Dr. Froederick Frankenstein: “Fronkensteen.”
Igor: You’re putting me on.
Dr. Froederick Frankenstein: No, it’s pronounced “Fronkensteen.”
Igor: Do you also say “Froaderick”?
Dr. Froederick Frankenstein: No… “Frederick.”
Igor: Well, why isn’t it “Froaderick Fronkensteen”?
Dr. Froederick Frankenstein: It isn’t; it’s “Frederick Fronensteen.”
Igor: I see.
Dr. Froederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor.]
Igor: No, it’s prononced “eye-gor.”
Dr. Froederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was “ee-gor.”
Igor: Well, they were wrong, weren’t they?
But the whole thing with the blind man in Young Frankenstien has to be my favourite. Sheer genius.
Wait! Come back! I was gonna make espresso…
Actually, I asked a German friend if that was the case, and he said Blueker didn’t mean glue. It didn’t mean anything. It was just a name, like “Jones”.