“Give to Oedipus!”
“She’s right. We all talk like Maurice Chevalier. Neu-hu-huh!”
“They told me your name was Egor.”
“See Hitler on ice!”
“Did you say ‘Abe Lincoln’?”
“Mel Brooks’ Young Frankenstien. Not for the Short.”
“They shove a living snake up your ass?”
“Sir, the peseants are revolting.”
“You don’t put out, he don’t get out.”
And, of course:
“Don’t get saucy with me, Bernaise!”
Count de Monet,
Work, work, work
Aro
August 7, 2002, 11:27am
3
Got to be when Mungo punches out the horse in Blazing Saddles . Classic.
“Is it twoo what they say about men of your wace?”
Madeline Khan…sigh …too, too, too funny.
who want’s a circumcision? ladies love 'em!
me!
me!
i’ll take two!
Camera pans along the line of bad-guys signing up to be on Hedley Lamarr’s crew, and there’s Mel dressed as an old-time pilot, replete with goggles, leather jacket and white scarf.
elf6c
August 7, 2002, 1:59pm
8
“Excuse me while I whip this out”
“Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges”
The whole “inquisition” musical number from History of the World Part I. Funny and catchy as hell.
“Baby, please. I am not from Havana!”
“I love quicktime harch.”
“How many Assholes do we have on this ship?” (all stand)
“It’s MegaMaid, sir. She’s gone from suck to blow.”
It took me years to understand that last one.
(Black storm trooper combing desert with afro-pick)
Mel in French costume,“It’s good to be the King”
Mel in Rabbi costume, “It’s good to be the King”
“So tell me, my dear. What is exactly is it that you do do?”
“You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban”
“And now, let us end this meeting on a high note!”
“They are my people! I am their sovereign! I love them! Pull!”
“Take their orders. Be correct. Be polite! And push the mauld wine, we are stocked with it! Now go! Can’t get anything good help today!”
“I’m wet! I’m hysterical, and I’m wet!” slap “I’m in pain, and I’m wet, and I’m still hysterical!”
In the Broadway version of “The Producers” the entire “Springtime for Hitler” number is just amazing.
“Put the candle, back.”
“Frau Blucher” (Neigggggghhhhhhh)
“Mungo only pawn in game of life”
“They hit Buddy! Come on girls!”
“Your have to understand. These are people of the land, the simple folk, the common clay of the nation. You know, morons!”
“Candygram for Mungo!”
“‘Hey, I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy!’
“You’re fiancee is arriving today! I suggest you put on a tie!”
“Don’t come to Torquemada seeking mercy. Don’t come to Torquemada seeking forgiveness. In fact, you can’t Torquemada anything.”
D_Odds
August 7, 2002, 7:26pm
16
Roman Orgy: First served, first come.
“Hey boys, look at what I got here”
Silent Movie pong game in hospital.
jk1245
August 7, 2002, 7:42pm
17
“Take us to ludicrous speed!”
“I see your schwartz is as big as mine”
“Virgins, put on your ‘No Entry’ signs”
“The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that’s coming quickly”
You look like the piss boy!
lawoot
August 7, 2002, 10:20pm
20
Does this have to be movies only?
Interviewer (Carl Reiner) :I think I’ve got you. Why do they call a nose a ‘nose’?2013 Year Old Man (Mel) : What are you going to blow, your eyes?
The 2013 Year Old Man, on Presidents and sex: “They love it! They love it! And if they’re not doing it to their wives they’re doing it to the nation! So let 'em have a mistress or two.”
