Far funnier than Hans or Church Lady was Dana Carvey’s “Grumpy Old Man”.
“In my day, we didn’t have ‘safety standards’. You could give a kid a Christmas toy and within ten minutes he’d be unconscious or bleeding from both eyes, and that’s the way it was and we liked it! Because we were dumb rubes and we didn’t know any better.”
I kills me for the same reason History Bites does.