Reintarnation…
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
My stuff isn’t from a bumper sticker, Mark Twain, or some cruddy movie.
Phrase one came into being after my first child waddled into toddlerhood. And the phrase was repeated often, especially when her brother joined the family. I said it so much, they could recite it with me.
“If it’s not yours, LEAVE IT ALONE!”
Phrase two came into being when I was assigned a position where I had to help the public do research of our record maps maintained at the District Office. (I worked for the State of Confusion, I mean California, Department of Transportation–CalTrans.) Many times, the people had no engineering background. The would be collecting information for a permit. It’s hard to help someone who doesn’t know what he or she wants!
My coworker was often dismissive. That wasn’t completely his fault. The guy who trained him was a sanctimonious jerk.
I would take the time to find out what was needed, maybe teach a little background, explain what we had and what we didn’t have. And if they needed information from another agency, I’d even give a map where that place was located and told them what to ask for when they got there.
I told my coworker:“Every single person who walks through that door signs your paycheck!”
But the one thing I repeated over and over: “Courtesy costs you nothing.”
I don’t think he ever really got it.
~VOW
Whoa. Good work! I got sick of “Have a good day!” back in the 70s, and loved the shirt I saw that said “Don’t tell me what kind of day to have.”
So I was glad when “Have a good one” came along. Thanks! You should get 2¢ every time someone uses it.
(Like I do, whenever a band starts a live song with “One, two, a-one two three four!”)
If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t for you.
WAFWOT - What a f***ing waste of time (or “fantastic” if you choose)
Kiss my grits
Thank you. I think it’s a good idea, looking for the good things in life.
Make me the person my dog thinks I am.
Ko-Ko is that comedy lead, and gets all the best lines:
“merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative”
One I used to hear a lot when I lived near the Capital. . .
“Better to be looking at it than for it…”
I think my personal favorite, this week at any rate, would be
“Anything worth doing is worth doing Poorly.” It takes a minute, but it makes sense beyond mere cleverness.
Thanks. I will not need to Google that now.
“Beauty’s only skin deep, but ugly’s to the bone.” - A favorite of my maternal grandmother.
Every time someone says “You have a good one!” to me, I really want to say “Thanks for noticing!”
Ten Year Old me: “Wow, it sure is nice out!”
Dad: “Yeah, I think you should leave it out.”
Did your dad ever listen to the Goon Show, by any chance? I think I’ve heard that one there.
No touch monkey!
People say I don’t take criticism well, but I say, what the hell do they know? - Groucho