I’ll do my best, but the description really won’t do it justice. It needs a bit of a setup. And as the MPAA would say, “Contains mature themes.”
[SPOILER]Dawn French (frumpy, naive, despondent) is about to kill herself in a seedy hotel room when Amanda Donohoe (sexy, worldly, forceful) bursts through the door and aims a sniper rifle out the window. She looks like she stepped out of one of Ian Fleming’s wet dreams; wearing tight black leather and with an assortment of gadgets.
After an awkward conversation, Dawn accidentally foils Amanda’s plan to kill the head of the company whose office is across the street. On to Plan B; Amanda straps explosives to Dawn and will blow her up unless she carries out the mission. (Did I mention this is a comedy?) Dawn is fully kitted out, leather jacket, poison dart gun strapped to her wrist, and a hidden, two-way radio so Amanda can give her instructions as she infiltrates the office. And the excitement and sense of purpose has actually cheered her up, for the rest of the episode she is perky and innocent as only Dawn French can be.
Dawn crosses the street, goes into the lobby and sees a guard at the front desk. She asks Amanda (over the radio) how to get past him. “Oh, just tell him you need to use the bathroom or something.”
Dawn: (to guard) “Could you tell me where the bathroom is?”
As he is pointing down the hall, Amanda comes on the radio again. “He’s just a stupid security guard, the only thing they all need is a blow job.”
Dawn: (to guard) “What you need is a blow job.”
Dawn starts down the hall toward the bathroom, and the guard follows a few yards behind her with a very eager look on his face. She checks in again over the radio.
Dawn: “What’s a blow job?”
Amanda: (with mild astonishment) “You’re a grown woman and you don’t know what a blow job is?”
Dawn: (anxiously) “No. What is it?”
Amanda: “That’s oral stimulation of the genitals.”
Dawn: (clearly amazed) “Really!”
(looks over her shoulder at the guard, then back to the radio.)
Dawn: “You wouldn’t think he could reach!”[/SPOILER]
I’d love to see that episode again. The body count must be about a dozen, which is not bad for a half-hour show.