German words are funny. We were on a family trip to Germany in 1983, and my brother and I (we were 12 and 10, respectively) noticed an elevator button that, when you pushed it, would light up with the inscrutable, hilarious words:
AUFZUG FAHRT
I assume it means something like “the elevator’s coming” or “today Poland,” but we couldn’t stop saying it for weeks. “Aufzug fahrt! Aufzug fahrt!”
Effluvia
Uvula
argle bargle
nattering nabobs
Beetabega fajita on a pita
Concupiscence
Epistemology
I’ll see your Krankenschwester and raise you a Gummikrankenschwester.
I’m at work. I clicked that, and instantly afterwards but before the page loaded, my brain informed me what “Gummi” means. Rubber. Nurse. Rubber nurse. Oh sh*t. I also then saw the URL of the page that was about to appear. :smack:
Fortunately it’s pretty SFW as far as rubber nurses go… 
