9 is Obama. 10 is reserved for Ryan Gosling in case he ever gets into government.
“Self-appointed go between”? How does one appoint themselves into that kind of position?
Then there’s this:
She’s awfully good at “self-appointing” herself into positions involving important people. It makes one wonder if she’s not some sort of intelligence operative or something.
Doubtful. She’s a rich lady who lives on Bayshore. She just wanted to collect influential friends so she started throwing parties.
Yeah she was probably just a social climber. But I would bet the CIA/FBI will take no chances and will carefully investigate her activities.
This articlehas some more details about her sister’s custody battle where both Allen and Petraeus helped her.
It probably doesn’t mean anything but John Kerry is mentioned:
If someone had pitched this as the plot for a new fall drama on the CW, it would have been rejected as being too far fetched and unbelievable. What a delightfully weird world we live in.
A “rich lady” who is apparently $3,000,000+ in debt…
You act like those are mutually exclusive. 
I wonder if salacious drama like this is going on in my agency. Kind of wish it was. Sure would make work more interesting!
Give it time, it’ll probably get there too.
Someone who isn’t rich would never get a loan for $3 million.
Take the initiative! Make it so! 
And in today’s piece of comedy gold:
Jill Kelley calls Tampa police to request “diplomatic security”.
No really.
OK, let’s see what we know about Jill Kelley so far. She’s a bored rich socialite who lives to get close to people in power. Her life revolves around gossip, name-dropping, and lavish parties at which she sucks up to military brass. She has a ton of money but also a ton of debt and she’s constantly being sued.
Now, put yourself in Paula Broadwell’s position. You’re having an affair with a general which positively must be kept secret. Wouldn’t Jill Kelley be the absolute last person to whom you would send anonymous, hissy, harassing e-mails? I mean, could you pick a worse target if I gave you a week to think about it?
God damn, people can be stupid.
Whooooooooole lotta stupid going around here.
I’m hoping for a lesbian porn video with Broadwell and Kelly. (At this point anything seems possible.)
GOD I am loving this story.
I doubt she’s a spy of any sort, as has been speculated on. Unless she’s the dumbest fucking spy who ever lived. I can imagine the call to her handler: Hello, Aziz? Yeah, I just got of the phone with the FBI. This bitch was all up in my face about General P, and I said “oh no you dint” and dropped a dime on her skanky ass. . .oh, can you hold on a sec, there’s somebody at the door…::gunshot::
Maybe that’s her cover!
After all, if someone seems like the type of person who could be a good spy, then they’re a pretty crappy spy.
I’m expecting a video entitled “Wilford Brimely-Bi Curious and working it for America” before this is over with.
In the picture of her rump in this article, does Kelley have a little pee stain, or is that just a shadow? 
(Also note that license plate - well isn’t that special?)