FDA OKs genetically engineered pigs

Some of them are probably smarter than many politicians especially ones in DC

Will they have wings?

More to the point will they cleave at the foot and/or cheweth the cud?

A question asked in 1985 https://turtledove.fandom.com/wiki/The_R-Strain

Pretty please?

Do pig wings taste like bacon?


And can they be taught to sing?

Will they be good wrestlers?

I, for one, welcome our new super-pig overlords.

Some idiot will start selling “boneless wings” made out of spam.

And what’s wrong with that?

Or like “buffalo”, whatever that flavor is?

As long as they’re bigger than chix wings I’m good.

Now that’s a question. Has anyone every seen buffalo-style turkey wings & drumettes? If not, why not?

It’s taking longer than we hoped.

More for me us. Thank you!

I bake rather than deep fry* mine at home, but they still ought to be great. Now to find a routine source for turkey legs.

* There are only two devices I refuse to own or use for personal safety reasons: a chainsaw and a deep fryer. Never had a bad experience with either, nor personally knew anyone who did. But some inventions just scream "Run away! Run away!". These are them.

Pfft, when pigs fly.

I cast my synthetic pearls before them!

There was a SF movie not long ago where rich people had clones made for replacement parts. It was not very good , it had Ewan McGregor. The Island. Probably other books and movies with similar plots.