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Ben Affleck is so freaking bland it isn’t funny.
Well . . . Maybe if he had an electric converting machine . . .
How about a nuclear powered one that converts peoiple to convertiness so they can taste the convertin’ goodness?
Straight girl chiming in: no way no how.
B Lo is way too plastic.
And overenthusiastic.
He’s not very … scholastic.
The changes would have to be drastic
Before he could melt my elastic.
I am SO sorry. I just could not help myself.
Oooooh! superstar! Diane Lane!!!
Interesting how many of you agree about Boring Affleck. Anyone here think he’s Matt Damon’s honey?
Probably the only image that makes me all hot and bothered about him… but Monsieur Damon mostly. Mmmm “Good Will Hunting”
Priam, wouldn’t that make it “Good Willy Hunting”?
If Ben had a sex change operation and came out looking and sounding like Lea Delaria, then maybe, juuuuust maybe I’d consider it.
Then again, nah. It’d still be Ben Affleck for heaven’s sake.
Mnaaaaah
I’m straight as straight could be, but even I’d choose Lea Delaria over Ben Assfleck. He has about as much sex appeal as a loaf of bread.
Asked my kids tonight – girl & three guys, all straight. Unanimous: Affleck is a geek.
They also wonder, why does this geek, who hasn’t had a successful movie in years, get money to make more, when we, who do our jobs well, are so unrewarded?
I was thinking about this thread earlier today, at it occured to me: I would rather sleep with John Goodman than Ben Affleck. I shared this sentiment with my mother, and she agreed. There is something about him that is just not right.
I wouldn’t break from lesbianism for that boy if you told me that after him I could have Jodie Foster.
People figure that since he did a movie with Matt Damon, and was friends with Damon, that he must be good.
He’s been decent in a few things since then, but … no.
Stop it I’m trying to do some work here!
Now you’ve got me thinking… could I just lie there???
I’m a straight guy and I’d rather sleep with John Goodman than Ben. At least John would be sensitive to my needs and there’d be some nice conversation afterwards.
I haven’t seen Gigli, and probably never will, but is the “lesbians just need a good man” message as insultingly patronizing as I imagine it is?
God. I’m a straight guy, and I’d break from heterosexuality if after him I could have Jodie Foster.
Yes.
Particularly when whoever you are speaking to at the time is convinced that they are said good man.
Okay, I’ve revised my opinion- I would have sex with him if it meant I could have Jodi. Maybe. And only under certain circumstances, the logistics of which push the bounds of this forum.
For ages I thought Ben Affleck was Ben Stiller and was kind of impressed that he managed to score J Lo.
But then I saw Ben Affleck and was immediately struck by his complete and utter lack of anything remotely appealing. Ugh.
And speaking of Days of our Lives (which no one was but tarragon) but this straight girl would only sleep with Drake Hogestyn if it meant I could then sleep with Kristian Alfonso - Hope Brady.
I would ONLY have sex with him if afterwards I could have Ewan McGregor, Goran Visnjic and Noah Wyle all at the same time.
And even then, I’d fake an orgasm with Ben to get it over with quickly.