If you were forced into a lesbian lovathon...

I got this idea from reading the thread regarding the most beautiful women. In this thread, some women posters gave names of women that the posters, as hetereosexual females, would um–get down and dirty with…

I, myself, am a mostly heterosexual woman with a couple of Kathy Lee-esque type experimentations began to think of women that might make me decide to try that type of thing again. They are:

  1. Jessica Alba from the tv series Dark Angel; and

  2. God help me…Britney Spears

maybe both at once :stuck_out_tongue:

Neither is really a classic beauty and Britney is a Barbie clone, but God she certainly has sex appeal…I could spend hours just licking Britney’s abs… And Jessica is just so exotic looking.

One more for good measure

  1. Sade–mmmm!

Anyway, I digress… Girls, who would make you consider temporarily giving up your hetero status?

And guys, assume you are at gunpoint. You must either have intimate contact with another man or you will be shot. Who would you choose to be the lucky man?

Homosexual men and women–what person of the opposite sex would you consider having sex with?

I think the hetero female responses will be interesting if looked at in conjunction with the male responses in the “Who’s the most beautiful woman?” thread.

Funny this thread should come up. I just saw a preview for Ocean’s 11. I told the girl I saw it with that George Clooney looked incredible. That is a gorgeous man. Before him, the only guy I would consider was the Cool Hand Luke era Paul Newman. However, since I am totally straight, this is pure conjecture on my part. No gayness in me, boyo. Just speculatin’. I’m all man. 100% masculine. Don’t look at me like that.

Somebody once thought I had bisexual tendencies because I said that I liked Ewan MacGregor. I don’t want to have sex with him, I don’t want to ‘be’ him, I just think he’s great (I especially liked him in ‘A Life Less Ordinary’), but it does somehow go beyond the usual sort of admiration that I have for selected famous people.

I guess if I have to or die, I might as well make sure I’m the top, so I’ll have to go with David Spade.

Scene: BottledBlondJeanie’s secret thread creation laboratory: “How can I make the uber-Thread that will be viewed by all male SDMB posters?? Ahaahhhh… I have it! If you were forced into…”. :slight_smile:

I’m reminded of something a couple of years back when the movie Entrapment came out. A reviewer made a comment along the lines that the movie stretched disbelief; afterall why would Catherine Zeta-Jones’ character want an old fogey like Sean Connery. This was read out to amused co-workers and the answer from all the women and several of the guys was :wally:

(Some of the guys then looked just a wee bit embarrassed).

Mmm, Catherine Zeta-Jones … Oh yes. You wouldn’t even have to force me into it, all you really gotta do is ask. nodsnodsnods

There is no other woman for whom I have that lust - so if it was anyone other than C Z-J you’d have to at least prod me into it, if not force, but man, I’d do Ms. Zeta-Jones quite willingly, thank you very much :slight_smile:

Jeez, c’mon girls…POST. I thought you were more open minded than that. I didn’t think I would have to put a gun to your heads too! I personally am dying to see if Jarbabyj will respond…

I’m too embarrassed to post. Female physical beauty doesn’t turn me on that way. I mean, I admire it like art; it doesn’t get me feverish. It’s a wonderful mind that does. As such, I have very few gorgeous female movie stars/public figures to name–my list would mostly be other female dopers. Some of the minds and the wit on this board—oooh la la I could dive right in and not come up for heterosexual air for years.

Most of you know who you are. A couple of you have a zip code that begins with a “6” but you are not the only ones.

I’ve really never thought about it. Chicks don’t turn me on. I can look at a girl and say “yeah, she’s pretty” but I don’t have any desire at all to have sexual relations with a girl; womanly beauty does not affect me that way.

If I was FORCED into a lesbian lovathon, I guess I’d do Faith Hill.

Shirley Manson from Garbage. Definitely.

There’re probably others I could think of, but these two pop up off the top of my head:

Angelina Jolie
Gina Gershon (a la “Bound”)

And you wouldn’t have to force me, either.

Ooh, you beat me to it! Shirley is HOT!!!

I would definately choose Katie Holmes. Whenever I see her in anything I just want to reach out and touch her boobalas. Then I would probably jump back and giggle.

Grab
Jump
Hehehe
Jeeves

Something telling about this. Girls “consider” gay sex, guys would have to be forced at gunpoint. There’s a really deep meaning here, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out what.

Here’s one of the gay dopers checking in, and you know, I’m having trouble connecting with the original precept. Sex with girls to me is a fairly meaningless concept. However, there are some (assumedly straight) women who do get my attention, though not really in a sexual way. Let’s see if I can remember them…

Amanda Pays especially back when she was in Max Headroom.

Claudia Christian (straight? possibly not) from Babylon 5.

Ertha Kitt in any movie or TV show I’ve seen her in.

Uma Thermon but only sometimes

And, of course, Joan Cusak.

Would I have sex with any of them? I don’t know, but I could listen to any of them read the phone book and die happy…

JOhn.

A former housemate of mine (not Esprix) used to go around spouting that all women are bisexual, and if they claim they are not, then they are lying. Of course that housemate’s means of discovering this was to continually bug someone about it until they give in to his assertation. Of course, he was 100% Macho STRAIGHT Guy. (Yeah, right…)

JOhn.

I was having this conversation over the weekend, and I chose the singer from the band Sugar Ray, Mark McGrath I think his name is. Honorable mention goes to George Clooney and Brett Micheals.

Damn. ::scratches one more item off fantasy list::

:wink:

I don’t think I could sleep with a woman that was prettier than me.

I’m a straight guy (I swear) and think that the kid who plays Clark Kent in Smallville is gorgeous. So sue me.