If you could have hot, sweaty, nasty, whorish, porn-star style, heavy breathing, no-holds-barred, pig sex with anyone in the whole world, who would it be?
Who would you pick to be your willing sex slave if you were the omnipotent dark overlord of the world?
Who would you pick to do you bidding in bed, given that they would do anything your twisted, kinky little mind desires?
Who would you choose to live out your deepest, darkest, most private sexual fantasies with?
Eh? Who would I choose? That’s easy…
[sarcasm]Ohmigod! Justin from *NSYNC!!:):D:)[/sarcasm]
Seriously, this one was hard to decide (Richard Gere, Harrison Ford, Hugh Grant), but without a doubt…
George Clooney.
That sharp, biting wit, the lovable-nice-guy attitude, the dashing style of Cary Grant, the wrinkly-at-the-eyes smile.
Oh, I can’t breathe just thinking about him!
Hmmmmm, well it’s hard to pick just one, but . . .
I think Charlize Theron is pretty hot, even though the SNL she hosted sucked, I wasn’t really watching the skits. I was transfixed by Charlize’s beauty.
There are plenty of other girls, but Charlize was the first to come to my sick little mind.
Hmmm… I guess I’d have to say Ariel the Little Mermaid, Jessica Alba (to make all the other geeks jealous), Brad Pitt (just for the hell of it… he WAS Sexiest Man Alive twice!) and… ummm… uh… oh, to hell with it. I’m taking Anna Kournikova too.
[sub][sub][sub]Okay, she sits far away from her monitor, so she probably can’t read this: Nicole Kidman. Or Bridget Fonda. Hell, can’t I have both?[/sub][/sub][/sub]
But if I -had- to choose…
Trent Reznor. drool Wit, angst, beauty, taste, poetry. falls over at the thought
Matt Hardy from the WWF tag team The Hardy Boys rocks me too.
Uhmm. lessee… Angelina Jolie cuz while I usually feel like a nut, sometimes I dont. =)
And of course a harem of all of the lovely people at SDMB. bright smile
And I have this friend with this -tongue- that reaches down past his chin and is pierced and oh my… the things he can do with it…er… yeah…
Ive already got the pick of the litter, but Trent’s a close second.
Christina Richi!?! You have your pick of any woman in the world and you go with Christina Richi?
You have some issues, don’t you Uniball…
For me? Anna was a good pick - attitude and beauty. Can’t go wrong with that.
Hmmm. Meg Ryan has always done something for me. She’s available and apparently pretty easy.
But when it comes down to it, I’d probably go with Catherine Zetta-Jones. Kinda has the whole thing going, beauty, accent, an exotic look. Yeah, Catherine.
Except I did have a fun dream about Brittaney Spears the other night. Wrrorrrr.
