Remember the Friends episode, “The One with Frank Jr.” where Ross has a list of celebs that he wants the ability to have guilt free sex with even if he was in a relationship? What would your 5 be?
1). Jennifer Aniston–Og, I have had a fantasy about her for over a decade. If I met her, I could not be responsible for my actions.
2). Helen Hunt–Started looking at her in Mad About You, then when I saw whatever movie she did a sex scene in, I went over the top for her.
3). Hi, Opal–How you doin’?
4). Eva Mendez–Training Day is the best work of cinematography I have ever seen thanks to her scene near the end.
5). Jessica Simpson–She’s hot, blonde, and dumb. What a great combination.
Anne Hathaway. My God, the woman is gorgeous, and only a day older than me! We’ll have so much to talk about!
Jennifer Connolly. Damn, have you seen the curves on this woman?
Jessica Alba. It’s a crime against humanity that she played a stripper in a movie and didn’t actually strip, but I figure she’s just saving it up to give me a private showing.
Megan Fox. If you saw Transformers, you know why.
I’m torn between Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly…I guess I’ll go with Natalie because she seems to have better acting chops.
Anne Hathaway
Jennifer Connelly
Mary McDonnell (if she was 30 years younger)
Anne Bancroft (if she was alive and 50 years younger)
Hedy Lamarr (if she was alive and 70 years younger)
I’m rather picky about who I’m going to be getting intimate with. The above all seem like people who aren’t just any other bubblehead going by their acting skill.
OK, just to make it interesting… from here on out, each list has to have at least one member of the other sex than the rest (a la Hockey Monkey’s entry).
