Who's on your laminated list?*

In My Humble Opinion
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There can only be 5!!

  • From “Friends.” People (usually celebrities) who you have crushes on and who are so unattainable that your spouse should just let you go ahead and sleep with him/her if you ever got the opportunity. Since it’s laminated, you can’t change it, so choose wisely!

My List:

  1. Daniel Day-Lewis
  2. Don Henley
  3. Pierce Brosnan
  4. Pat Cash (tennis player)
  5. Barry Gibb (Hey! No snickers from the peanut gallery. It would fulfill my teenage fantasies)
2

Hmmm, let me think…

  1. Harrison Ford (He will always be the sexiest man alive)
  2. Sting (I hear sex with him lasts 8 hours)
  3. Paul McCartney (My idol.)
  4. Tom Cruise (He’s just hot)
  5. Karl Malone (Plays for the Utah Jazz and his so sexy)
    :wink:
3

Raquel Welch*
Barbara Eden
Kelly leBrock
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Dolly Parton

  • actually met her, when I was doing security during College. She was very intelligent, said I did not look like typical “security”, and when I said I was working my way thru college, asked me about my major, and we discussed marine Biology for about 5 min. No “I’m a big STAR & you’re a lowly security staffer”.
4

Gail Porter (TV presenter)
Estella Warren (Canadian model)
Kate Moss (so sue me)

Can’t remember the others yet.

My girlfriend has only three on her list:

Michael Owen (England striker)
Steve McManaman (England winger)
Keanu Reeves (a holdover from her teenage years)

5

Guys, you’re doing this all wrong!

You gotta pick people like,

  1. The babysitter
  2. That chick that works at “Banana Republic”

etc…

6

RevTim, pat attention! Acc. to the rules, the people on your laminated list have to be unattainable. And everyone knows that that chick who works at “Banana Republic” is a slut.

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  1. Paul McCartney
  2. Sarah Michelle Gellar
  3. Pierce Brosnan
  4. Lucy Lawless
  5. Holly Near
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gotcha Revtim,
here they are:[ul]
[li]My ex girlfriends room mate[/li][li]My ex ex girlfriends room mate[/li][li]Chick i see on the subway every morning but won’t look my way[/li][li]Any luscious young but of age female working at a Dairy Queen and right there over the Sherbet![/li][/ul]
how’s that?

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oh yeah one more…[ul]
[li]my sisters room mate[/li][/ul]

10

Ooooh, I’m going to have to think about this one . . .

11

What about the all-time #1?

Your best friend’s wife

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hhhuummmm - should I add Sting to the list because he lasts more than 8 hours? I do respect pepperlandgirl so it’s probably true.

  1. Delroy Lindo - I love his voice esp with the west indian accent
  2. Sean Connery - as they say, like a bottle of well aged wine
  3. Sting - I like his music too. Standin would be Boney James if Sting is hanging out with pepperlandgirl
  4. Emroy Emile or whatever - the TV cook because eating good food is a part of a good life
  5. Shelby Foote or Jeff Shaara because both are great story tellers, historians with a common folk touch, military historians with the bigger picture in mind.

Physical - check
Sensual - check
Music - check
Food - check
Intellectual - check

Ok that’s my list

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Sela Ward - Can’t believe I haven’t seen her name here yet. She’s been popular on these boards lately.
Julianne Moore - Smart, sensuous, and a redhead
Julia Ormond - Am I the only one I know who really liked the remake of “Sabrina”?
Helen Baxendale - She was on the British series “An Unsuitable Job for a Woman” and I think she was Ross’s British fiance on “Friends.” Can’t explain it, but she does it for me.
Krista Allen - Ok, I had to have one total sex object on the list. I was ruined forever when I saw “Emmanuel in Space” on Cinemax.

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Wow, I’ve actually thought about this one. The current list:

  1. Dave Matthews
  2. Brendan Fraser
  3. Patrick Rafter (tennis player with unbelievable thighs)
  4. Matthew McConnaghey
  5. Denzel Washington

Excuse me, I’ve got to go take a shower now.

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typed PunditLisa:

“5) Barry Gibb (Hey! No snickers from the peanut gallery.”

And all this time I thought Snickers DID come from the Peanut Gallery. I guess you’re now going to tell me that Raisinets don’t come from bunny rabbits!

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[ul]

[li]Louise Nurding[/li][li]Kylie Minogue[/li][li]Her sister Dannii Minogue[/li][li]Julia Ormond[/li][li]The girl who runs AdvanTester no 3 on my shift at work . ;)[/li]
[/ul]

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I think he’s into what is called tantric sex? If anybody knows for sure, let me know. But he’s not shy about how great his sex life is :wink:

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  1. Pierce Brosnan
  2. Tom Selleck
  3. Sean Connery
  4. Harrison Ford
  5. Liam Neeson

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go upstairs for a while…

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kiffa -

I like your criteria. By the way, it’s Emeril, as in Emeril Live!
slythe -

[QUOTE]
**

  1. Paul McCartney
  2. Sarah Michelle Gellar
  3. Pierce Brosnan
  4. Lucy Lawless
  5. Holly Near
    **

I like your list. I am impressed by the variety. And yours is the only pan-gendered list so far. Cool.
My List of Totally Unaccessible Studmuffins

  1. Harry Connick, Jr. (amazing crooner, rising actor)
  2. Paul Mercurio (Austrailian dancer/actor; good accent)
  3. David Duchovny (it’s a weakness)
  4. Kevin Sorbo (gotta have some beefcake in here somewhere)
  5. Brendan Fraser (okay, I like to have my beefcake and eat it too)
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Pepperlandgirl: Ah yes, that explains it all. Ok, no need to train him in that area, but I do have to check on whether Delroy and Sean are trained as well.

Edwardina, thank for Emeril’s name. Is he into Chocolate?

Actually, this might be an interesting new thread… Hhhhuummm, I wonder how many of SDMB dopers have tried tantric sex or the Japanese version - I forget the name. It’s intense and much more intimate than wham bam thank ya ma’am. We tried it but had to lighten up 'coz the kids where young and kept on coming in at night to share the family bed.