For me it would have to be:
So, if you could have a laminated list of 5 celebrities, that you could sleep with and not have to suffer any consequences, they were gimmies so to speak, who would it be?
If we run into him at the game today, please refrain from giving him a hummer right there on the field.
I will do my best to refrain! Of course I can make no promises. 
So am I limited to just 5? Or can I add some more?
Actually, there is no need for a list. jeevmon and I have an understanding that any A list celebrity is ok (because, seriously, why miss an opportunity simply because they weren’t on your list?). B list celebs would take some asking, depending on the person. And anyone on a reality show is automatic reason for divorce.
But if I had to do a list:
Johnny Depp
Jude Law
Vince Vaughn
and after that? I’d be so exhausted that I don’t think I’d care. Maybe **Jesse L. Martin ** from Law & Order. And a player to be named later.
hm…makes me stop and think. Do they all have to be current celebs or can I time travel a small bit?
If they all have to be current - [and I assume their marital status and mine don’t matter=)] in no particular order -
Arnold Vosloo - I love big teddybear men, and something about the way he moves intrigues me
Rufus Sewell - I love his voice, and he was quite the bad boy in Knights Tale
James Purfew - same as Rufus Sewell
Tommy Lee Jones - see Arnold Vosloo =)
unknown german actor - was watching a movie in Germany back in Feb when I was there, no clue what the movie was or who the actor was, but he was a hunk=) blond hair, ice blue eyes, great smile…/drool
He’d still have more range at 3rd base than 90% of baseball in that situation. He’s THAT good.
Johnny Depp!! Dammitt!! I forgot him!! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! :smack:
looks at list trying to decide who to cut…ahhh…flips list over…look!! Another side!!
Now, see, that is the problem with lamination. If you are going to do a list, at least write it in pencil.
Or just use a couple blank lines for the last two, and then write them in with dry-erase markers.
Let’s see; we haven’t heard from any guys yet, so far as I can tell…
Gina Torres
Morena Baccarin
Jewel Staite (yes, I’ve been watching the Firefly DVDs; why do you ask?)
Michelle Forbes
Blankety-blank blank…
If only it was possible…
Antonio Banderas. good lord he looked hot in Desperado
Orlando Bloom. In Legolas gear
Johnny Depp. In Pirate gear
Jared Leto. Mah God he has a beautiful face
Hugh Jackman. Oooooooo. I dunno, I might have to bump him up the list.
Uma Thurman
Cindy Crawford
Patricia Heaton
Hmmm. I can only think of three… I must be ill.
Oh, good lord…
Matthew Perry
Robin Williams
Helen Hunt
Debra Messing
Hugh Jackman
I’ve had the same people on my list for years. No takers so far.
I thinks I got me a thing for Latin lover types. My penciled-in guy would be Johnny Depp. In pirate gear? Oh yeth.
Thanks Ellen… I forgot about news gals…
Mmmm, Jesse James was hot!
Colin Firth
Alan Rickman
Antonio Banderas
Ewan McGregor
George Clooney
Kiera Knightley
Alanis Morissette (pre-haircut)
Amy Smart
Alyson Hannigan
Amy Lee (from Evanescence)
There are a lot of ‘A’ names in that list. Hmmmmm… :dubious:
Luckily, I came off to watch a little TV and on came Tru Calling
Ooooohhhhhhhh, Eliza Dushku. How could I forget you?
New list:
Eliza Dushku
Alyson Hannigan
Keira Knightley
Alanis Morissette
Amy Smart
Yup, I feel better now somehow…
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
This isnt in any order…
Angelina Jolie
Heath Ledger
Josh Hartnet
Vince Vaughn (especially in Swingers…mmmm…)
**Bruce Willis **
and of course I need alternates…
Johnny Depp (pirate gear or nay)
Jack Black (I dont know… I love him, I would marry him in a second)
Tom Seleck (c’mon ladies, that man is STILL hot!!!)
