Sealemon88's To Do List

These are some celeberties that I’d do.

Not join for a cup of coffee.

Not have a relationship with.

Just Do 'Em.

In no particular order:

  1. Selma Hajek
  2. Denese Richards
  3. Ricki Lake
  4. The Spice Girls, as long as they don’t sing, or scream out “Girl Power!” at the climax
  5. Tyra Banks
  6. That lady from The Nanny, as long as she had laryngitis
  7. Minni Driver
  8. Any of the women from Alley MacBeal, except Clarissa Flockhart (No, not because she’s “too skinny”, but becasue she just seems bitchy to me)
  9. Jane Seymore
  10. Seven of Nine (more like Ten of Ten)
  11. Sarah Jessica Parker
  12. Any of the females from Jesse (Especially the brunette)
  13. Courtney Cox
  14. Kathy Najimy

Ummm…I think that’s enough for now. :wink: Sorry for misspeling some of the names, but I just gotta do 'em, right?

Anyone else wanna play?


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

This is so degrading and objectifies women…

…so HELL YEAH I’ll play!

  1. That short-haired brunette from V.I.P.
  2. Lisa Nicole-Carson
  3. Any heterosexual member of Luscious Jackson
  4. Selma Hayek
  5. Daisy Fuentes
  6. Trinity from The Matrix
  7. Gina Gershon
  8. Andrea Thompson
  9. Gabrielle Reese (for sheer height value)
  10. That Kiana workout girl from ESPN2.

Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

I don’t think this site is big enough for my list…so let’s just say any celebrity with a mule hon.

  1. Sean Connery
  2. Randy Prince Andy… i think that boy has a wild side
  3. Matt Lauer
  4. Sean Connery
  5. i’d give Brad Pitt a whirl even though he’s probably used up
  6. Curtis Joseph
  7. oh so many men… oh so little time…

We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another

Alexander Hamilton
Peter Lucas
TennHippie
God
Satan

Get comfy…

My list, in no particular order:

MEN
Timothy Hutton
Mike Myers
Jeff Goldblum
Joseph Fiennes
Jeremy Irons
Gabriel Byrne
John Malkovich
Nicholas Cage
Liam Neeson
Liev Schrieber
Johnny Depp
Skeet Ulrich
Tim Roth
Bruce Willis
Geoffrey Rush
Paul Rudd
Robert Carlyle
Ben Stiller
John DeLancie
Eric Roberts
Kevin Kline
Kevin Bacon
Keanu Reeves
The guy who played the manager in SpiceWorld
Val Kilmer
Gary Oldman
Matthew Modine
Robert Downey, Jr.
Dave Matthews
David Byrne (from Talking Heads)
The lead singer from Crash Test Dummies

WOMEN
Angelina Jolie
Helen Hunt
Geena Davis
Milla Jovovich
Parker Posey
Gillian Anderson
Meg Ryan
Samantha Mathis
Emma Thompson
Christina Ricci (hey, I could call out my OWN name!!)
Fairuza Balk
Gwyneth Paltrow

“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss

  1. Sigourney Weaver
  2. Shania Twain
  3. Daisy Fuentes
  4. Any Bond girl
  5. Julia Roberts
  6. Kim Basinger

Unforgiven

Hey Sealmon88, this is your #3 pick??

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Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: That’s Danny, sir.

  1. Nichole Sullivan from MAD TV.
  2. Sandra Bullock.
  3. Valerie Bertinelli.

That should keep me busy for a day or two.


“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart

Alexander Hamilton? Was he sexy? Or is this some fine-looking young buck whose handle is Alexander Hamilton?

By the way, I want you all to know I think you’re very sexist. Only one of you - one of you - had both men and women on your list. Tssk tssk.

Even the one that used to be a man?


Back off, man. I’m a scientist.

Boris-
Not sexist, just only want to sleep with one sex.

-Frankie

I was just kidding.

First of all, STEVE:

You know what? Forgive me for doing this outside of the Pit and I swear I won’t make a habit of it, but SCREW YOU. That was so unnecessary, and so rude, and I cannot begin to fathom why you felt the need to do that…that your only contribution (I’ve never even seen your name before) would be to make fun of Seal’s list because YOU think Ricki Lake is unattractive, so you find the rudest picture you can of her. What a schmuck.

Secondly, I LOVE YOU SEALE! How cool you are to have such incredibly variety in your list of women! Right on!

My list: (Except for the first one, who IS the first one, the rest is in absolutely in no order, and I had planned to be the FIRST to have both sexes in my list, but I was beaten to the punch)

Jeff Bridges
kd lang
Kris Kristofferson
Eric Roberts
Tim Robbins
Susan Sarandon
Daniel Day Lewis
Eddie Izzard

stoid…I know there are more but I can’t think of them right now

Stoid: Well, gosh, I am blushing! Thank you. It not anything I planned, it’s just the way I am. I’ve always valued brains and personality over some sort of physical specifications. I’ve known thin women that are unatractive, and voluptious women that are, well, voluptous. If all women looked the same, that would be so boring.

God, I don’t know if I’m being clear. All I know is that I do find a wide variety of women attractive. It’s really a case-by-case basis for me.

What can I say: I love women. Period.

OK, OK…too serious. Back to doable women:

  1. Margaret Cho.
  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt. (Yeah, she’s kinda ditzy. I’d still do her)
  3. Gannenne Garafalo(sp) (You see her in Dog Park? Grrrrr)
  4. Catherine Zeta Jones.
  5. Yasmine Bleeth.

And you betcha I’d do Ricki. She’s a cutie.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Britteny Spears
Christina Aguilara
Tia Mowry
Tamera Mowry
Karen Parsons
Tatyana Ali
All the angels in the V.S. bra ads
This russian girl in my Colloq class

There’s tons more that I’m missing…

–Tim


We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

Oh yeah. Definately:

Jennifer Aniston (though I’d make her cut her hair)
Jennifer Love Hewitt

Boris B – nope, I’m talking about the man on the ten. He did more for this country IMHO than all our presidents combined! I’d do him just to hear him talk about his ideas (at the time). Well, I guess this assumes I have a time machine. Since this is total fantasy, I do. I’m also impervious to all social diseases. And I have the body of an eighteen year old (along with their stamina!).

And sexist? Nope. As far as I understand it, God is a woman. You can dispute this if you wish but let me stand way over here, out of the way of lightening bolts, before you do.

Well a short list:

Isabelle Adjani, Ginger Lynn Allen, Maria Conchita Alonso, Tori Amos, Gillian Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, Fiona Apple, Christina Applegate, Rosanna Arquette, Denise Austin, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Beals, Emanuelle Beart, Yasmine Bleeth, Lisa Boyle, Toni Braxton, Genevieve Bujold, Sandra Bullock, Asia Carrera, Laetitia Casta, Phoebe Cates, Rae Dawn Chong, Jennifer Connelly, Courtney Cox, Cindy Crawford, Sheryl Crow, Jamie Lee Curtis, Barbara Dare, Rebecca De Mornay, Dana Delaney, Julie Delpy, Laura Dern, Cameron Diaz, Lesley-Anne Down, Roma Downey, Minnie Driver, Jennifer Esposito, Angie Everhart, Patricia Ford, Daisy Fuentes, Janeane Garafalo, Rebecca Gayheart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gina Gershon, Jo Geust, Valerio Golino, Heather Graham, Nina Hartley, Salma Hayek, Eva Herzigova, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lauryn Hill, Helen Hunt, Elizabeth Hurley, Angelina Jolie, Ashley Judd, Nicole Kidman, Jewel Kilcher, Tawny Kitaen, Francesca Le, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Kelly Lynch, Elle MacPherson, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Marlee Matlin, Rose McGowan, Annette O’Toole, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rosie Perez, Christina Ricci, Denise Richards, Rebecca Romijn, Winona Ryder, Mia Sara, Susan Sarandon, Claudia Schiffer, Jane Seymour, Stephanie Seymour, Jewel Shepard, Elizabeth Shue, Helen Slater, Mira Sorvino, Gwen Stefani, Brinke Stevens, Catherine Mary Stewart, Madeline Stowe, Kobe Tai, Cristy Thom, Lea Thompson, Kiana Tom, Christie Turlington, Kate Winslet, and Sean Young.

I’m reminded of this comedian I saw on Comedy Central, Todd Barry, who ended his half hour of fame by asking the women in the audience whether they’d like to lay Brad Pitt (who, in this scenario, hasn’t showered for a year and a half, just finished running the Boston Marathon and upon completion fell into a pile of pig shit) or a (freshly washed) Todd Barry. At the end of his analysis, he said: “and to all the women who chose Brad Pitt over me, I only have this to say: Brad Pitt will never fuck you. On the other hand. . . I might.”

part of the reason any of the babes on my list of celebrities will always play second fiddle to the enchanting girls I know personally.

Another favorite Todd Barry line: “I am a militant anti-smoker; I don’t even let people smoke in my apartment. I should rephrase that. I don’t let men smoke in my apartment.”

Anyway on to my list of celebrities:

#1 forever: Angelica Graynamore (okay so she’s a character and not the actual celebrity who portrays her, but Meg Ryan makes an awesome redhead.)

runners up:
Jodie Foster,
Patricia Tallman,
Denise Richards,
Lucy Liu,
Tea Leoni as a brunette,
and Sandra Bullock (so I’m told)

just off the top of my head. . . I’m sure there are others. . .


“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight