Your top 5

[Disclaimer] Any post by me after 9p EST should be taken with a grain of salt since I have been probably been drinking for several hours. [/Disclaimer]

Ok, I stole this from Friends. Sue me.

Pick a list of 5 people that your SO would agree to give you a free pass in your monogomous agreement (wink wink, nudge nudge).

I’ll start:

  1. Jaime Pressley
  2. Kylie Minogue
  3. Shania Twain
  4. Elizabeth Hurley
  5. Fernada Martinelli (do a google search)

(I’m going to shut my computer down before I embarass myself further)

Google - "Did you mean to search for: Fernanda Martinelli "

Tsk tsk Google! you forgot the question mark.

Fernanda Martinelli is mighty fine.


Now FERNANDA will see this and I’ll NEVER have a chance.

(It takes awhile for all my programs to close before my computer shuts off :wink: )

  1. Monica Bellucci
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Aishwarya Rai
  4. Shania Twain
  5. Zhang Ziyi
  1. Patrick Stewart (Alas, he is not interested. I have no penis…)

  2. Spiderman. (But it has to be the real Spiderman, not an actor portraying him.)

3,4,5) There are no other exceptions to our monogamy. I believe the only reason the first two are acceptable is because they are impossible. Which is fine.:smiley:

Uh. When did Patrick Stewart become gay?

Tobey Maguire (I can have sex with him when he comes up to me and says "I need your sweet hot lovin’)
Charlie Robison (this is the least grudging “sure you can” in the world. He said “Hell, I’d do him.”)

That’s it. If one of my race car drivers wanted to sex me up, and I asked permission, I might get it if there were money involved.

Oh, yeah. My list too.

  1. Tiffani Thiessen
  2. Catherine Zeta Jones
  3. Britney Spears
  4. Stacy Keibler
  5. Zhang Ziyi

Aesiron, I guess you’d have to ask him!:wink:

1). Syd Barrett…but only if it was pre-baldness, diabetes and severe on-set of schizophrenia.
2). Grace Slick. Pre-1975. (Granted, she’d be on his list, too, but this is beside the point)
3). Ashton Kutchner
4). Elizabeth Hurley
5). Julian Casablancas from the Strokes

Or you could ask his wife…

Ian McKellan, the only actor I might call “equally gifted” re: Patrick Stewart, is gay. The man himself is straight.

AH HA! I KNEW he wasn’t gay! Sorry, sweetheart, you’re gonna have to back off now. Because, well, it could happen!:stuck_out_tongue:

Er, yeah… that was sort of my whole point in asking her when he became gay.

Yeah, I know. My whole point is that she is my wife! :smiley:

Oh, sorry, keep forgetting the sig line.

Excuse me while I blush and slink away, muttering “But I really thought he was…”

It’s neat that he isn’t though!:wink:

(I promise never to mention it again, d_redguy.)

You people confuse me. Or maybe it’s the late hour.

Either way, my brain hurts.

AFAIK we’re non-monogamous anyways grin but the list would be:

  1. kd lang
  2. Del LaGrace Volcano
  3. Patrick Swayze
  4. Susan Sarandon
  5. David Bowie

Aesiron- Let me try to cure your brain pain. :smiley:

d_redguy and I are married- to each other.

The reason he never minded my lusting after Patrick Stewart is because I figured the liason could never occur. This is because I thought he was/is gay.

Now we know that he isn’t, thanks to Marley23. So he was teasing me by saying I would have to take him off of my list, because it is now possible, though HIGHLY unlikely, that the opportunity COULD, technically, arise. (Bad, bad pun.)

So, I promised him that I would never mention it again, after showing pleasure in the new knowledge.

Hope that helps! :wink:

Many apologies to everyone from us both for the gigantic hijack!

My husband won’t give me a Hollywood Roll In Zee Hay, but I already told him he can have Raquel Welch. Bastard.