Jaime Pressly
Paris Hilton
Jennifer Dempster
Joy Behrman
Shania Twain
Ok, my turn now:
- Charlize Theron
- Kiera Knightly
- Amanda Detmer
- Michelle Pfeiffer
- Milla Jovovich
And if slacker is going to start adding names to the back side of the list, then I’m gonna reserve a spot on the back side of my list for… ummmm… that chick over there. Lemme just find out her name so I can pencil it in here…
Salma Hayek
Elizabeth Hurley
Claire Forlani
Gina Gershon
Eva Mendes
MMMMmmm, brunettes!
- Christian Kane (or as I call him, “My Future Third Husband”
- Pierce Brosnon
- Viggo Mortensen
- Colin Farrell
- Brad Pitt (And I don’t even like Brad Pitt but as seen in Troy…RAWR!)
Ah, finally a topic on which I’m an expert: imaginary sex.
Well, my standby list from the past few years has been:
- Tina Fey
- Rachel Harris (from “Best Week Ever”)
- Michelle Yeoh
- Maura Tierney
- Kim Deal (circa Last Splash)
With alternates Alyson Hannigan, Eliza Dushku, Rachael Ray, and Beyonce Knowles. They’re all stunning women, their beauty exceeded only by the unlikelihood of their ever sleeping with me.
Recent developments have meant that I have to throw that list out and resort to my super-secret private list. I haven’t made much progress though, because I can’t get past
- Colin Farrell
before I get distracted with thoughts other than list-making. I dunno, maybe I need to borrow one of you ladies’ lists? Antonio Banderas, maybe? Hugh Jackman? I would’ve said Ewan MacGregor until I saw The Pillow Book. Help a brother out, here.
Just keep repeating it to yourself until she comes of age.
my list for the past 5 years or so… sigh
1 Jeremy Irons
2 John Malkovich
3 David Byrne
4 Samuel Ramey
5 Yo-Yo Ma
Mark Grace (former 1st baseman for the Cubs and D’backs)(and my future husband*)
Kyle Farnsworth (relief pitcher for the Cubs)
Mike Piazza (Catcher for the Mets)
Val Kilmer
Dave Matthews
*When I marry Mark Grace, the list will become null and void.
nice double entendre, there 
George Clooney
Orlando Bloom
Angelina Jolie
Viggo Mortensen
Johnny Depp
Matthew McConaughey
Johnny Depp
Brandon Fraser
Dean Cain
Tom Hollander
Can I go to 10?
James Purefoy
Hugo Weaving
Peter Paige
Paul Newman (even at his current age; but especially in Cool Hand Luke era)
(which brings us to Robert Redford
Damn. I left off Denzel Washington.
Johnny Depp (from Blow)
Johnny Depp (from PotC)
Johnny Depp (as Johnny Depp, just to see what he’s really like)
TBD
TBD
Umm… Johnny Depp from Blow before he was a fat, old man.
He looked hot struting through the airport terminal in that white suit.
:drool:
Easy as pie, babycakes!
- Christian “he’s my number one, wet dream celebrity male” Bale - (in American Psycho… you get to see his perfect, sculpted ass in the shower and it’s NO butt double!!! ::sigh:: but -teehee- he is sexy in most of his films. Talk about yummy! NO, not his child roles, you perv!)
2.Viggo Mortenson - (serve me up some Viggo Aragorn-style, with a sexy side of Legolas! Viggo was also a steamy hunk in A Walk on the Moon)
3.Johnny Dep - (I like him with longer hair and damn, was he a saucy pirate! Ahoy, matey! He can plunder my treasure any ol’ time! I’ll shiver his timber )
4.Eric Banal - (He looked delicious in Troy. He looks great with long hair!)
5.TBA but really… if I may, I’ll put my SO’s name in this slot because he’s a hot, super-sexy fella to me! He’s so fine and he lasts all night. ::purr:: and yes, I can have sex with him without consequences. Really, I can. He said so.
Oops!
Eric Bana, I meant.
You were right the first time.
Freebies, hmmm…
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Michelle Trachtenberg
-
Alyson Hannigan
-
Jewel Staite
(Yeah, I know. I’m Joss Whedon’s bitch. But the man casts some seriously hot women in his series!)
-
Chelsea Clinton (just because)
-
Annie Haslam (lead singer for the art-rock group Renaissance, whom I’ve had a serious crush on since 1976.)
Only five?
[Fangirl]
- Jeremy Irons Those eyes, that voice, that guh
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers Just so effing hot
- Andrea Casiraghi He’s not only a prince, he’s a hottie
- James Nesbitt I would love to go drinking with him and listen to that accent
- Hugh Grant Has been on this list almost as long as Jeremy, so for sentimental reasons
And the B side, in case of injury or exhaustion 
John Lynch
Jamie Carragher
Donal Logue
Henry Rollins
[/Fangirl]
- Nicole de Boer
- Linda Park
- Tiffani Thiessen
- Michelle Branch
- Penelope Cruz
Five is tough. And the list morphs rapidly. But at least there is a lot of cross-over between my husbands’ list and mine so we could share 
Alyson Hannigan
Anthony Stewart Head (there’s the Joss Whedon selections out of the way)
Monica Bellucci
Johnny Depp
Viggo Mortensen