Um, I can’t decide. Britney, Anna, so many others. I just don’t know.
–Tim
Um, I can’t decide. Britney, Anna, so many others. I just don’t know.
–Tim
Umm-hmmm. And she’s what, about twelve.
But that’s alright Uniball. Really. No need to get agitated. I know your type has a thing with anger management. Who me? Everything’s cool and calm. Noooo problems.
Now then, where’d I leave my drink. Oh yeah, way over there.
Christina Ricci is very attractive.
There is one, though, who absolutely leaves her at the train station without a ticket, luggage, or a clue.
[fiancee looking?] No… Whew![/fiancee looking?]
I’m surprised that so many who have responded can choose!!!
SIGH! So many women, so little chance!!
I could name at least 20 without thinking! But let’s stick with the top 5 (and choosing between them? Impossible, and thank God I don’t have to… I’d probably go insane!)
Hsu Chi
Akira Fubuki
Lee Sung Hee (yes, I have a thing about Asian women)
Catherine Zeta-Jones(-Douglas? )
My fiancee!!!
Astro has to go and, uh… take a shower now! Yeah, that’s it… take a shower!
Spritle often fantasizes about being the “meat” in a Jamie Lee Curtis - Elizabeth Hurley sammich! Does this make me a bad boy? I sure hope so; I need some discipline!
Now, if you’ll 'scuse me, I must be alone for a while.
No, she’s not. She’s seventeen, going to eighteen sometime this year. I checker her homepage.
Erika, down the hall in Accounting. You see what she’s wearing today?
“If you could have hot, sweaty, nasty, whorish, porn-star style, heavy breathing, no-holds-barred, pig sex with anyone in the whole world, who would it be?”
—No thank you, dears, I’m through with all that nonsense. I’ll just sit here and have a nice cup of tea while you young folks enjoy yourselves. You can come tell me about it afterwards and I’ll give you some homemade cookies.
My current favorite lust-from-afar-object is Jeremy Northam.
And, my current favorite candy bar is Peanut-Butter Twix.
At least I’ll get a Twix today.
I thought Lexi was offering…
It changes from day to day. But, I’d probably have to say
I had a thing for Keri Strugg just prior to the '96 Olympics. It has passed however.
Barbara Carrera. As the old Ranger said in Lone Wolf McQuade, "How would you like to sink yer teeth into that, catch lockjaw, and get drug to death?
Ralph Nader.
I know, theres probably not 2 and a half million others like me on This one.
Let’s not restrict ourselves to this day and age…
Mary Tyler Moore during her Dick Van Dyke years
Or Audrey Hepburn…dear God above what a perfect woman…
racinchikki. Really. She’s a hottie and a NASCAR fan. Everything I want in a woman :D.
*Originally posted by Anniz *
**Hey, I could read the small text too.:p;)I have to say that even if Edward Norton
or Brad Pitt knocked on my door, I should say,
no, thank you very much I only want Montfort for that.:D:)**
Okay, fair enough. Ed and Brad can have Nicole and Bridget.
Hmm, that’s a great idea for a porn film…
Russell Crowe. To whoever wanted Meg Ryan, let’s plan an ambush. You can have ol’ Meg, I’ll grab Russell.
Brendan Fraser, too.
And Mr. Athena, of course, who is smarter and better looking that either of the above!
Ummm…lessee. Alan Rickman. Tim Curry. Dennis Storhoi. Or Oliver Platt. Yes, Oliver Platt. Dunno why…it all started with ‘Funny Bones.’
sigh
Too bad Gary Cooper’s dead…
Well, shoot if we have any time to choose from, I want to change my choice.
Paul Newman at any point during his 30s. Paul Newman during his 30s was the pinnacle of creation.