Mrs. Tygr… every f****n’ night. Ohh, yeah… Bein’ married is the bestest.
…or maybe Nikki Cox. I gotta believe she f**ks like a demon.
Grace Kelly, most beautiful woman ever. I’ll admit, I’ve wondered what she looked like nekkid. Same for Katherine Heigl. Those are the only blondes.
Liddle Miss Spears. Not 'coz I find her attractive, just to be able to wipe that smug, I’m-so-innocent-acting smirk off her face.
Sandra Bullock, Charisma Carpenter, C. Z. Jones
What Jess said.
Vera Ellen in her White Christmas days… yow.
I’m thinking Gary Cooper or James Dean from yesteryear and Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson or Bratt Pitt today. Oh baby!
If I was suddenly bereft of the lovely and talented Mrs. B.
hmmmm…I think Sela Ward is hot.
I also think Deborah Norville is cuter than a speckled pup.
If I could cast loose in time though, I usta have this thing for Elke Somers. 
So, “tea and cookies” is what they’re calling it back east these days?!
Oh! You were actually talking about eating and drinking? Tea and cookies with you, Eve, would be pretty hard to beat, and I am feeling a mite peckish. But since you are several hundred miles away, dear, and Emmanuele Beart is knocking on the door …
O ho. So we’re time traveling now, are we? I’m in the mood for a Helen of Troy/Marie Antoinette sandwich.
Or maybe Kathleen Burke, dressed up in her Lota the Panther Woman costume from ISLAND OF LOST SOULS (1933).
So whaddya tink, Ike? Emma Bovary. Would ya do her?
Michael Jordan, Oscar de la Hoya, Tyrese.
Or any combination thereof.
tries to answer without disrupting the thread too much
Whitewolf’s Vampire: the Masquerade has an antideluvian vampire named Malkav. He was cursed with insanity… pretty nifty story, really. In any case, Malkavia is a feminine version of the name Malkav.
shuffles out quietly
Chelsea Clinton
I, for one, think she came out of her awkward years quite well.
Plus it would just be really cool.
Giovanni Ribisi, That vampire guy in Blade drool, Zach De La Rocha formerly from Rage Against the Machine… because he seems pretty energetic and possibly a bit of a freak. =)
Im developing a thing for Triple H from WWF too. But it passes whenever I catch sight of his face. =(
I have to admit, Ben Affleck does it for me too. I hate to be trendy, but he -is- witty, cute and -extremely- charming.
Guh… what a little hornball I am.
Dean Martin, back in the day… drool
James Dean and Elvis too.
And Marilyn. Guh. Even when I feel like a nut… Im all over Marilyn… she’s the pinnacle of beauty.
Maynard from Tool, as well. Just because its Tool! mm…Tool
If Cuthbert from Stephen Kings Dark Tower series existed, him too. =)
Salma Hyak,
oh my
Nikki Cox,
Meg Ryan
that girl from the noxema commercials,it may have been clearasil though
I dont know her name but she had really curly hair
what’s her name, from Caroline in the city,main character
Marilyn Monroe
I can go on,and on,
Merdith Baxter, just about anywhere on the timeline.
And for years I’ve had a thing for Linda Blair.
So we’ve got: Anna Kournikova …oh, the things you could do with her hair…
Charlize Theron…yeah, I could see some sweaty, wax on the nipple goings on with her…
Jesica Alba…I’d love to see what’s under those skin tight pants…
Anniz…just kidding [sub]no I’m not :)[/sub]
Nichol Kidman…just thinking about her in Far and Away…
Angelina Jolie…nice, full lips, mmmmm…sorry, what was the question again?
Gabrielle Reece…with an overhand serve to give you shivers…
Mrs. Maru…’cuz she’s an occasional doper
Christinna Ricci…yeah, I could see some dark, randy moments with her, too. And yes, she has gotten quite busty lately
Meg Ryan…sweet, soft Meg. Presidio or Harry met Sally Meg.
Catherine-Zeta Jones…though she might have to wait…that whole child-birth thing
Brittaney Spears…you just know she’s dirty, I see porn in her natural future
Jamie Lee Curtis…good pick, still a stunning woman, great legs <grrroowl>
Alina Labaeva…when she’s of age, of course…crazy, gumby sex
Gwenneth Paltrow and Winona Ryder…sure, why not?
Erika, from Accounting…very nice (though Sandi, in Operations is quite stunning, too)
Eve…because she says she’s through, she’d know what to do…and she’d make cookies!
Mena Suvari…sure, but the rose petals would be a bitch to clean up!
Barbara Carrera…ummm, okay.
Audrey Hepburn…good call, very good call…
racinchikki…naked on the infield at Daytona, the roar of the crowd in our ears…
Grace Kelly…one of my original picks. A form of distilled beauty.
Sela Ward…another TS original. I do believe there is a deep well of passion in that there woman…
Chesea Clinton…who, I would agree, has managed her awkward years quite well (and it would be fun to see the Secret Service guys come running at the sound of all the moaning and passionate screams…)
The Gore girls, all of them…for the same reasons as above, except they never seemed to have “awkward years”
Marilyn Monroe…absolutely…and throw in Rita Hayworth to hand out towels and glasses of Gatoraid…
Also, in no particular order:
Tracy Gold, Enya, struuter…just because, fierra…for a little spice and flavor…, Misti Rain, Christy Canyon and Nikki Coxx…to teach me things (‘cuz you should never stop learning)
Rebecca Gayheart. Yeow.
current:
**Salma Hayek
Vanessa Williams
Helen Hunt**…something about her is simply irresistible
past:
Betty Page
…all this reminds me: [hijack] Where’s AudreyK with my lapdance? I passed my 500th post awhile back…I want my mindless debauchery! [/hijack]
lets see…
Past Grace Kelly (Rear Window)
Sports Niccole Bobeck
My Past Cindy L#*@#&&d
Entertainment Kate Winslet
Way Past Madame Curie intelligence is such a turn on)
Fairuza Balk - Those eyes…that mouth…hurt me baby hurt me.
John Irving. YUM! I saw him once at a reading just before he published Cider House Rules. He is amazingly sexy.
For me, it would be Jennifer Connelly, whose talent and beauty are being wasted on Fox’s ‘The Street’.
And Terri Garr when she played in ‘Young Frankenstein’.
And Drew Barrymore when she wore the black wig in ‘Charlie’s Angels’…
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Me too! Chelsea turned out to be pretty hot!! And it’d be fun to say “Who’s yer Daddy!!” while doing her…
If we’re talking about the past, then I have to include:
Judie Garland, from the Wizard of Oz era (Oh my!)
Rita Haywood (oooooooooh!)
Ms. Monroe, of course (the mostest perfect woman EVER)
Grace Kelly (need I say more?)
Barbara Eden (“Yes, Master? What can I do for you?”)
and, visiting cartoonland:
Betty Boop (Boop, INDEED!!)
Wilma Flinstone! (YABBA DABBA DO!!!)
Betty Rubble (I repeat, YABBA DABBA DO!!!)
Daphne, from Scooby Doo
Judy, from The Jetsons
Again, I repeat: So many women, so little chance!!!
Astro needs ANOTHER shower!!!
I’m a SICK puppy! But that’s what my fiancee likes about me! 