Anyone, anytime, any way you want....

Just saw an old Natalie Wood movie. Man, that woman was fine. I’ll have to add her to the list.

Nobody in particular. Really. I’d like…

Six of the eleven women on the bus I’m riding. 14 out of the 23 female coworkers at the office. 9 of the 13 women walking in this direction on the same sidewalk.

No, silly, not concurrently! :slight_smile:

Hey, spooje, have you ever seen the movie “Penelope?” There’s a scene there in which Natalie runs across a lawn wearing only a bra and panties. When I saw this as a kid, I fell in love.
Still miss her.

Ralph Fiennes.

Edward Norton, especially the way he looked in American History X. Oh dear God.

Geobabe - I have to agree with you on Ed Norton (kinda scary when you are watching this disturbing movie about racism and you’re thinking “hmm, except for the big tattoed swatiska on his chest, he’s pretty yummy”)

-Taye Diggs - what a smile (How Poysyn got her groove back)

-Ben Affleck - just so cute

-Goran Vi(sp?) - “Luka” from ER. I would love to see him play some character like Dracula

-Alec Baldwin - Pretty eyes

-Russell Crowe - Owns a ranch, looks like that, has an accent, my God, whatta man!

-Michael Jordan - he’s just beautiful

-Tom Cruise - a little short, but we can work around it

-Brad Pitt - still yummy, except I heard he doesn’t shower very often, that’s pretty yucky.

Hmm, let’s see…

Firstly, I just want to clear up that I think Christina Ricci is gorgeous and I’d do her. And that’s coming from a chick.

  • Trent Reznor
  • Tank Girl/Lori Petty [either one will do]
  • David Duchovny
  • Tim Armstrong from Rancid
  • This guy I know
  • Some more people I’m forgetting

I just saw “Keeping the Faith” this weekend (it’s cute) with him and Ben Stiller and I’ve been dreaming of him all weekend - he’s a cutie. He reminds me of an old boyfriend ::sigh::

HIJACK (of my own thread, how weird)

That’s what I thought. I am an avid V:tM player and am currently STing a chronicle with 4 of my friends. One of the PCs is a Malkavian. In any case, you know how it is… you’re really into something, you recognize a name or a word or term or something, so you have to ask if it’s just a coincidence or if they are into the same shit you are.

wow, that was huge sentence…

In any case, now that I know that there’s at least one other person here who probably will talk to me about it, I’m off to start a thread about V:tM.

I’m afraid you’ll have to fight me to the death for the favours of the lovely Aly, TheNerd. Or maybe I just win by default, since I know that she spells her name with only one L. :wink:
Also on my list:

*Madonna(natch)
*Drew Barrymore I love her pudge!
*Oh Alicia Witt, come away with me…
*Eliza Dushku - I just about died seeing her in that cheerleading outfit.

Or if I feel like driving stick:

*Dave Navarro
*Benjamin Bratt
*Dweezil Zappa

No one’s mentioned Anna Paquin of X-Men fame. Ok, I have no idea how old she is, but she’s a cutie. I’d also choose Mena Suvari and Drew Barrymore though.

Oh it would have to be supermodel of the moment, Gisele Bundchen.

Or Megan Mullally, (Karen on Will & Grace). I bet she’s a superfreak, superfreak, she’s superfreaky, yow!

Natalie Portman

Hudson Leick
Angelina Jolie
Elizabeth Hurley
Eliza Dushku
Jennifer Connelly
Janeane Garofalo
Cameron Diaz
Audrey Hepburn
Andrea Barber
Allyson Hannigan
The JeansWest girl
Amanda Keller

(the last two will only be known by Australians)

Chris Jericho

Okay not the sharpest guy but it’s not like I want to talk to him.

Mmm… Im with you on Chris Jericho.

poohpah, my dear, I expected someone else would bring the mindless debauchery. I was just gonna watch…

But, if you insist, I’m sure something can be arranged…:wink:

My my my my my.

[correct answer]Why, my girlfriend, of course! What sort of silly question is this?[/correct answer]

Christina Ricci. When I was watching Sleepy Hollow last year, I turned to one of my friend and said, “Um, should I feel really dirty for wanting her right now? Or is she legal?” It’s about damn time, I say.
Winona Ryder, while we’re at it. Or both of them together. That’s even better.

Ok, I’ve got to go away for a little while now …

Mila Kunis—She plays Jackie on That 70s Show. Granted, a person like that in real life would be as pleasant as listening to fingernails on a chalkboard, but that’s what draws me to her. I mean, if she can play a person like that on TV so well, my theory is that she can’t be anything like that for real, and that she would be damn cool to hang out with and to have sweaty, no-holds-barred sex with. She also does Megan’s voice on The Family Guy, and women who do cartoon voices are right up there with female TV meteorologists. (Yeah, yeah, I know, but we’ve all got our obsessions. Valerie Voss, va-va-va-voom!)

Elizabeth Hurley—Everyone likes to back an obvious winner. I’ll back her, front her, any-which-way-you-care-to-name her, frankly.

Winona Ryder—I do like dark hair, and I like her voice, too. Plus I think she’d be really good at this.

Hillary Clinton—Don’t ask me, I don’t know. She’s just got some je ne sais quoi about herself. I’ve always had a thing for je ne sais quoi.

I have to agree with the sentiments others have expressed about Chelsea Clinton and Christina Ricci. Chelsea’s really come along. Christina’s someone I never took much interest in. I know a Goth guy from Cleveland who’s really into her, though he does have a weirdly unhealthy contempt for women (and other types of people) in general. I thought she was incredible in The Addams Family movies. They’re both a tad young for me, though, and that might detract. Well, I’ll make up my mind about them when they call me.

Liza Minnelli, circa 1978—Really. And I assure you, I’m straight.

Grace Slick, circa 1970—Yeah, baby.

Audrey Hepburn, circa 1960—She’s easily the most beautiful woman who’s ever lived. Period. I’m usually more for a voluptuous look, but Audrey… oh, Audrey…

Kim Novak, circa 1960—I’ve always dug her look.

Rita Heyworth, before she was decapitated—Poster girl of the forties. Nothing like the scrawny things of today’s posters.

Veronica Lake, circa 1940—She was a babe! And don’t believe what you hear in L.A. Confidential, either: Kim Basinger is not a dead ringer for her!

Margaret Sullivan, circa 1935—Looks, brains, personality—she’s got it all. At least on the silver screen, she does.

Katherine Mansfield, circa 1915—She didn’t write as well as Anton Chekhov, but I think I’d much rather have sex with Mansfield than Chekhov.

Dorothea Dix, circa 1840—Looks and radical politics! Always a winning combination.


I know I’m forgetting at least several, but these come to mind immediately. I’m sure others will hit me as soon as I hit that post reply button.

D’oh! And I even deliberated before posting that. I had a girlfriend once whose middle name was “Allyson” (two l’s), and I can never remember how Ms. Hannigan spells her name.

Look, is it at all possible that we can share her? Preferably at the same time?

So many to choose from, and I have so much time on my hands. Oh wait, that’s not time… ewwwww…

But, as for my tip top choices, let’s say

  1. Jasmine (from Aladdin, and yes I understand I could’ve gone to the boinking cartoon characters thread for this.)
  2. Madonna, now. Not then.
  3. My ex-girlfriend (so many good memories.)
  4. Hypergirl. I don’t know why, don’t ask stupid questions.
  5. ElusiveMiser, because I know where he lives… and sleeps…
  6. Prince.
    Oh, eve, By the by,

This makes you sound like une certaine Ms. Robinson…

You know what I like about my post above? I’m straight, and I STILL want to have sex with prince.