Anyone, anytime, any way you want....

There is something to be said about enjoying freaky circus sex and a little fantasy can be a wonderful thing.

I’ll pick the woman who can also blow my mind.

She’s sleeping in this morning.

Maybe I should go and wake her…

Mel Gibson, and he would have to be in his “Braveheart” character. You know, kilt, accent, long hair…SIGH…

Yes. Just let me have her first. :smiley:

I just have to add this.

Yup. Not my type at all, but I think we’re all willing to make an exception in this one instance…

Oh my, I’m on two different people’s posts here. I guess y’all do notice I exist. :blush:

Mine?

Gunslinger, of course, because he’s mon très cher amour.

In the realm of impossibility?

Vote #2 for the WWF’s Matt Hardy.

As we can resurrect the dead here, CART driver Greg Moore.

Drew Womack, lead singer of Sons of the Desert

Oh, where to begin…

Oh! I know:
Katie Holmes: The girl-next-door smart brunette I had always imagined but never thought actually existed. The only good thing to come out of Dawson’s Creek. She was at some awards show some months ago, one of the MTV ones I think, and… my god.

Others:
Audrey Hepburn, of course
Jennifer Aniston (my high school locker was a shrine to her)
Drew Barrymore
Natalie Portman
Christina Ricci

All of them I’d like to talk to, as well. But if it’s JUST SEX, then…Britney.

This was why I didn’t buy ‘Wonderboys’ with Michael Douglass. No man would have been able to withstand her advances!!!

Since I’m on a celibate stretch at the moment…

Eve, would you care for a chocolate chip cookie? I’ve got some Earl Gray… milk and sugar?

[sub]oh, Hell. Alyson Hannigan, Amber Benson, Jodie Foster, Helen Hunt, Audrey Hepburn, Gina Gershon, most every female I’ve ever had a crush on, and, to make things interesting, James Marsters.[/sub]

Faith Hill, Shania Twain, the Dixie Chicks, Martina McBride and Amy Grant.

I like my lovin’ country style!

I saw a few mentions of Alyson Hannigan on here and decided to surf around to see what all the hype was about. I’ve seen her in Buffy and American Pie. Thought she was cute, but not drop-dead gorgeous.

I am now among the converted. Here are some shots from her piece in the British edition of FHM Magazine. Hope all of you fans enjoy.

Geez…John Rzeznick from the band the Goo Goo Dolls…
George Harrison in his younger days…
John Travolta in his younger days…
Natalie Portman…she’s got a look about her that I like.
And iampunha, of course!

If I actually had the choice, I wouldn’t pick anyone famous. Rather I would pick one of those girls I’ve kinda known over the course of my schooling, who has fueled many secret masturbation sessions. But you don’t know any of them, so here’s my celeb list.

Sandra Bullock
Jamie Lee Curtis
Heidi Lucas
Brittney Spears
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Melissa Joan Hart

The list could go on. And on. And on. And on. Well, you get the picture.

Oh yeah, and how could I NOT mentioned Drew Barrymore. That would be sacrilege. Drew, Drew, Drew. Oh, Drew.

If you could have hot, sweaty, nasty, whorish, porn-star style, heavy breathing, no-holds-barred, pig sex with anyone in the whole world, who would it be?
Well if you all can name cartoon characters then I can reach into the literary world. Lestat from Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles. Screw anything they say about the sexual prowess or lack thereof of vampires, I can hi fully functioning and mine. Evil can be sexy.

Who would you pick to be your willing sex slave if you were the omnipotent dark overlord of the world?
David Duchovny, or “Luka” from ER, whoever said it before had very good taste.

Who would you pick to do you bidding in bed, given that they would do anything your twisted, kinky little mind desires?
My ex-boyfriend, he’s currently away from the boards so I just hope this gets buried before he gets back. I love that boy and the memories I have with him are… yum. Now if he were to do my bidding? Oh yeah, that’d be great.

Who would you choose to live out your deepest, darkest, most private sexual fantasies with?
David boreanz of Buffy and Angel fame, the brooding look is just so darn cute.

Okay, you probably think I’m a horny sex fiend so I’ll go be innocent in my corner now.

Kitty

Geez, there are just way too any to name. I guess I’ll only share my choice few.

~Brad Pitt- Horriby cliched, but damn he’s sexy!
~Ryan Phillipe- He’s got gorgeous eyes. I’m surprised no one’s listed him yet.
~Josh Jackson- He’s not incredibly hot, but he looks just like my first love, and it would bring back good memories.
~Cameron Diaz- She’s perky and cute.
~Christina Aguiera- My boyfriend and I both have big crushes on her. I considered buying him a poster featuring her just so I could go look at it at his house.
~Harrison Ford
~Richard Gere

LOL! :slight_smile:

… but also slightly thrilled that I’m the first to mention Lynne Russell the news anchor from CNN Headline News. The long dark hair, her profesional demeanor and snappy power suits are somewhat at odds with her penchant for wearing black satin chokers and the rather deliciously revealing picture published in Jezebel. Additionally she’s written her own book How To Win Friends, Kick Ass, and Influence People (Gotta love that title, huh?), unlike most of the talking heads on network news shows, she actually appears to know the subject matter when she’s reporting and, perhaps most importantly, I wouldn’t be met with a blank stare when using the term ‘odalisque’.

Of course, Christiane Amanpour would be a wonderful choice as well, for most of the same reasons.

And, whilethe ability to carry on a coherent and intelligent conversation is, far and away, the more important consideration, there’s just something about Jeri Ryan. I’m quite aware that it makes me just another one of the millions of drooling Trekkie dorks out there, but hey, I gotta be me.

Oh, and last, but certainly not least, Linda Fiorentino. I’m sorry, but no one is that good an actor. There’s a kinky wench inside just looking for an excuse to get out.

**Kinky, sweaty, no holds barred sex? **

Sign me up! Here’s my list, in no particular order:

Adrian Paul: Duncan from the Highlander tv series

Famke Janseen: Just rowl

Angie Everheart: Legs that go on forever.

Lucy Lawless: I can’t help it. I love Xena

Oded Fehr: Head of the Magi fron The Mummy

Claudia Christian: Lt. Commander Ivanova from B5

Michael Praed, that hottie that played Robin Hood in the first couple of seasons of Robin of Sherwood.

And if Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery and Kathleen Turner want to talk dirty to me, who am I to object? :stuck_out_tongue:

Seeing as my wife doesn’t follow this board, this is only fantasy and I desire to participate in a fun thread; and in no particular order:

Denise Austin - just let her have her way with me…

Madonna - the walking down the road scene from ‘Don’t Tell Me’ really does it for me…

Liv Tyler - but only for as long as I can keep her daddy’s face out of my mind

I didn’t know who Alyson Hannigan was until SNenc’s pic posting. Must definately add her to the list…especially after the first pic on that page…oops…er, well, I’ll be right back…

-mdf