If you were forced into a lesbian lovathon...

In My Humble Opinion
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Well, as I’ve stated before, I’m bisexual…so I suppose I’m exempt from posting here. I’m going to anyway, though. :stuck_out_tongue:

I would do Amber Benson in a second. And, interestingly enough, I’ve thought this from the very first time I saw her on Buffy. Before I knew that her character was a lesbian.

I would also do a Dead-Poet’s-Society-era Robert Sean Leonard.

I would also do both Nicolas Cage and Patricia Arquette.

And Gabriel Byrne.

…I’m pretty monogamous, though. And I like my SO most of all. ::insert sappy smile here::

But if he weren’t there…Amber Benson. In a second. Oh, yeah.

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I’m a homosexual female and my choice would have to be Nicholas Cage ::yum:: and for some reason I really like Kevin Spacey, but I’m not sure if I LIKE HIM like him.

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I’ve tried girl-girl sex and it was boring. I like boys. However, were I to wake up tomorrow with a raging clit-on for girls, then I hope I wake up next to:
Sheila Chandra.

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Lucy Lawless

Ornella Muti (Princess Aura in Flash Gordan)

Deidre Pagnanelli

And the woman (who is, at most, bisexual, and is so much more than Commander Ivanova) that I would give up men for:

Claudia Christian

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Vanessa Williams.

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I’m only 28, but I’d have to say Heather Locklear. Eh, and I might let Tommy join us, lol.

Ooo, and on that note… Valerie Bertinelli and Eddie might be fun some time, lol.

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i’m a hetero guy, but if i had to be with a guy, i’d choose david duchovney (did i spell that right? well then, i’ll make it simple: mulder from the x-files). i don’t know why, but he’s the only guy i can look at and say, “now that’s an attractive man.”

28

Hmm…

Angelina Jolie or Courtney Love.
Partially since they seem cool and partially since no one would believe them. :slight_smile:

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Another vote for Angelina Jolie. Possibly Sadie Frost as well (and can Jude Law join us? Oh please?)

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What’s with “And guys, assume you are at gunpoint. You must either have intimate contact with another man or you will be shot. Who would you choose to be the lucky man?”

If you hold a gun to my head, I’ll pretty much blow anyone you want. What does it matter? What’s the big deal"

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it’s not a big deal, WeirdDave. but i think it’s assumed that guys are more homophobic than girls.

everytime i try to tell myself this isn’t true, i’m reminded of how i’m uncomfortrable hugging any man other than my father, and then only in extreme circumstances.

yet i still posted to trhis thread. weird, eh?

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Every so often my wife and I will pose this question to each other. It always amazes me that even though I have been with her for 10 years and she knows darn well I’m heterosexual, I still must compulsively add, “not that I would ever do this” before I can ever answer her. Goes to show you how society can condition you. Anyway…

my answer would be Kevin Spacey.

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I come in around 4+ on the Kinsey scale, but if Eddie Vedder ever wants to sleep with me all he has to do is give me the word.

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I’ve never really thought about this until this past Sunday night, so it’s funny it should come up :
I saw the band that was formerly the Smoking Popes, and is now Duvall…and i’m pretty sure i would abandon heterosexuality for Josh Caterer. He’s not even an attractive guy…but his voice…his songs…that’s why i want him.

I can be assured he would reject me though…he’s a fundamentalist X-tian, and i don’t think assbanging jives with the teachings of Jeebas.

-Glen

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I notice in an apparent freak of Freudian coincedence, my Kevin Spacey post was my 69th!

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Heterofemale…
If so, I’d take a threesome, me, a young Sofia Loren (I’d have to use my retroactive anti-aging machine) and Denise Richards.
Not that I’m gay or anything. I think if that actually ever went down, my husband would die from excitement, and I’d have to explain it to his parents!

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Murilo Bustamante, Brazillian Ultimate Fighting Champsionship participant. We’d wrestle for position.

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I’m with racinchikki on this one–I’m straight, not noticeably homophobic (some of my best friends, family members and ex-girlfriends are gay!), and guys just don’t do anything for me. I recognize that some guys are more attractive than others, but there is absolutely zero desire to climb into the sack with any of them.

Slightly OT, but I was just reminded by a post in this thread of a funny thing a GQ-model-gorgeous guy once said: “Just because I know they all want to plug me doesn’t mean I’m homophobic.”

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Another bi woman checking in with the list:

Lisa Nicole Carson
Alyson Hannigan
Camryn Manheim
Jamie Lee Curtis
Shania Twain

Charlotte Church can stop by my place when she turns 18. :smiley:

I’ll never understand the obsession with Angelina Jolie. Sure, pretty to look at sometimes, but DAMN that girl is just INSANE. The more interviews I see of her, the more I want to give her some thorazine and at least 2 years of intense psychiatric help.

-BK

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No,no,no. Anyone chosen to have sex with me would be the unlucky one. That said, Ben Affleck, or Logan from Dark Angel.
DISCLAIMER-DocCathode is a caring and sensitive man. He can see physical beauty in other men. He enjoys antiques and flea markets. BUT-he is a heterosexual. He has no interest in sex with other men. He is NOT gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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So, who d’ya think of the 76ers chances this year?