I’m surprised no New Agers have stepped up to defend their beliefs.
:: strolls into the room at the wrong/right moment ::
Ok, i’ll play the hurt/demented New Ager. 
How dare you bust on my Fuck You, ops, wait a second. That’s Wang Chung, no that ain’t right, Feng Shit?!? Damn, i better go do some more research and try this again later, my brain hurts.
Alpha -
Hey, I’m not a midwesterner. Take that back, dammit.
Falc, let me explain something. I’m a native New Yorker. As far as I’m concerned, “The Midwest” begins at the western border of Hoboken and ends at Los Angeles city limits.