Fermi Paradox. What am I missing?

Suppose an atom of hydrogen and an atom of tritium travelling at the same speed collide head-on; assume perfect elasticity.

The tritium will come to a standstill, while the hydrogen rebounds at twice its initial speed. Correct so far?

We’re not talking about statistical averages involving large numbers of particles and large numbers of collisions. Neither the Law of Large Numbers nor the empirical fact that we see lower entropy in the past is in dispute. The question involves the Arrow of Causality, if any, at the most microscopic level.