Well, Eve, I was going to email the schedule to you but it seems that you’ve make it a point to make that impossible. I suppose I’ll share it with all in the hopes that some poor, dumb bastard that has never availed himself of the comic genius that is W. C. Fields will read this, watch a movie or two, and come to appreciate him.
May 9
8:00 a.m. - Its a Gift
9:30 a.m. - Man on the Flying Trapeze
10:45 a.m. - Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
May 14
8:15 a.m. - International House
May 21
8:00 p.m. - You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man
3:00 a.m. - David Copperfield
June 4
8:00 p.m. - If I Had a Million
9:30 p.m. - Pool Sharks
9:45 p.m. - International House
11:00 p.m. - Alice in Wonderland
12:30 a.m. - The Barber Shop
1:00 a.m. - Million Dollar Legs
2:15 a.m. - The Golf Specialist
June 8
11:45 a.m. - My Little Chickadee
June 11
8:00 p.m. - The Old Fashioned Way
9:15 p.m. - The Dentist
9:45 p.m. - Its a Gift
11:00 p.m. - Six of a Kind
12:15 a.m. - Tillie and Gus
1:30 a.m. - Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch
June 18
8:00 p.m. - You’re Telling Me
9:15 p.m. - The Pharmacist
9:45 p.m. - Man on the Flying Trapeze
11:00 p.m. - Big Broadcast of 1938
12:45 a.m. - David Copperfield
June 25
8:00 p.m. - The Bank Dick
9:15 p.m. - The Fatal Glass of Beer (“Excuse me while I go outside and milk the elk.” “It ain’t a fit night out for man nor beast.”
9:45 p.m. - Never Give a Sucker and Even Break
11:00 p.m. - You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man
12:30 a.m. - My Little Chickadee
2:00 a.m. - Poppy
Do yourselves a great big favor, folks, and watch some, if not all, of these.