Ctulhu vvaghn!
Terrifel: Brilliantly written OP.
[QUOTE=Mayo Speaks!]
I think the coin should be one of these:
“America: We do not sleep. We wait.”
“America’s chief export: pain.”
“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures we have allowed to live.”
Chuck Norris facts are still funny, dammit!
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I’ll see yer Chuck Norris and raise ya the ultimate American, G/Sgt R. Lee Ermey:
God plays His games. We play ours.
Do we make you nervous?
Can we be in CHARGE for a while?
You are all equally worthless.
Guts is enough.