Fifty years later, does America need a stupider motto?

Ctulhu vvaghn!

Terrifel: Brilliantly written OP.

I’ll see yer Chuck Norris and raise ya the ultimate American, G/Sgt R. Lee Ermey:

God plays His games. We play ours.
Do we make you nervous?
Can we be in CHARGE for a while?
You are all equally worthless.
Guts is enough.