Fight Crime with White Castle!!

Police say man who swallowed $37,500 gem has yielded loot

So how did they get it out? Yup, you guessed it. White Castle burgers.

They say that the diamond, originally valued at $40,000, is now only worth $37,500.

Go figure.

The previous column, listed in the second link you gave, notes that the diamond had progressed somewhat through the intestinal tract and then stopped, prompting the White Castle trip. Considering my husband’s complaints after eating those (and yet he still does, now and then), I’m not surprised it worked - and, I’m glad I’m a vegetarian.

Funny, you would think that after passing through a man’s digestive tract, it would only appreciate in value.

Talk about getting the bum’s rush…