I remeber a thread a while ago about fights people have been in and I’m in the mood for some stories. I hope its still ok to have a thread about this stuff:eek: …
So anyway if you have a story that you wanna share go ahead, mine is:
I was at my old school and we were playing baseball or something that involved the baseball diamond. Anyway theres this punk jerk that I’ve always hated. You know the type? A white guy trying to act like a homie, acting tough swearing… I’m getting angry just thinking about that guy. Anyway we were playing and all of a sudden he starts throwing rocks at me. I look over and say “What the $&@# are you doing?” He just goes on looking stupid, laughing and throwing rocks. I look up and see my teacher, he’s watchin whats going on, we look at eachother and he nods. I get one of my patented cocky smiles on and dodge a few more rocks. Then I see him bend down facing away from me.
“Heh heh” I think. I ran over and jump kicked him in the stomach. He looks up, shocked, right in time for me to bring a punch down on him. He takes a couple of swings at me but he has the aim of a demented squirrel. I jabed him in the jaw with my left. Then he gets his act together and trips me. So being the fair fighter I am…I kicked him in the knee cap. He went down clutching it, so, I kicked him in the head. By this time theres a crowd and the teacher is making his way over. Punk jerk guy is very mad and starts swinging around wildy, so i kick him in the knee cap again. The teacher comes so I slam my palm in Punk Jerk guys face. My teacher says “Hey whats going on?” Not the brightest teacher… I tell him that Punk jerk guy was throwing stuff at me. Punk jerk guy however is still trying to get my palm off his face. The teacher sees that Punk jerk guy is obviously a punk jerk and hauls him off. I don’t get in trouble. I get many congrats from my friend. That was a good day…
And remember kids, violence is wrong. 
Wearia