Is it possible for dental work to act as a radio? Well, it worked on Gilligan’s Island. And the Professor didn’t seem surprised.
To find out, I’ve compile a list of parts we would need to build a simple AM radio. What items do we need?
Item 1: Antenna. You need an antenna to convert the radio station’s electromagnetic signal into electrical current. The resulting current will be AC (alternating current), very low level (amplitude on the order of a millionth of a volt), high frequency (the carrier is around 1 million cycles per second for AM), and amplitude modulated (for AM stations, the amplitude of the high frequency signal exactly follows the music and sound).
Item 2: Amplification. A microvolt signal is very difficult to do anything with, so the best thing to do is amplify the signal as soon as possible, i.e. right after the antenna.
Item 3: Tuner. A band pass filter selects one station frequency while attenuating all the rest.
Item 4: Detector. Since the carrier signal is very high frequency, connecting a speaker directly after the tuner will result in nothing, since a speaker cone can’t vibrate that fast. But even more important, it is a symmetrical AC signal, which means the average voltage will always be around zero. A long time ago someone figured out that if we cutout one polarity of the signal (either the positive or the negative), we’ll be left with a varying DC (direct current) signal. The high frequency carrier is still there, but the average voltage will now be a function of the signal’s amplitude instead of being zero. The detector, which can be as simple as a series diode, allows current to flow in only one direction.
Item 5: Speaker. The speaker (or audible transducer, as engineers like to call it), produces proportional air pressure fluctuations as a function of voltage fluctuations. The air pressure fluctuations is what we call “sound”. Note that the speaker “ignores” the high frequency component since it can’t vibrate that fast anyway (i.e. the speaker resonate characteristics naturally filters out the high frequencies). Also keep in mind that sound also travels efficiently through liquids and solids as well.
The above description would still make an engineer cringe since I left out things like the power supply, feedback, impedance matching, speaker amplification, tonal filtering, carrier filtering, sensitivity & selectability, noise, saturation, frequency response, dynamic range, drift, stability, etc. But they’re geeks. How do think those old crystal sets worked? In fact, if a station’s signal is very strong, we may not need steps 2 & 3. That leaves us with a 3 component, bare-bones radio: antenna, detector, and audible transducer. Don’t believe me? Go ahead and try it: Take a small signal diode and hook it in series with a crystal earphone. Hook the other end of the diode to a long piece of wire, and hook the other end of the earphone to a cold water pipe. Can you now hear Dr. Laura? (“I’ve got a new attitude…”).
Now how can we build a radio in your mouth?
The antenna is easy. Any ol’ conductor that is aligned in such a way that the alternating magnetic field portion of the signal produces a current will suffice. In a head this could be fillings, braces, or even WWII shrapnel.
The audible transducer is almost as simple. There are only two criteria: when you apply a varying voltage, does it physically deform or vibrate in sync? And does it efficiently vibrate at audible frequencies (1000 to 5000 cycles per second) with sufficient amplitude that a person’s ear could hear it? While our bodies are not outfitted with Polk Audio’s Reference Series system, a resonate conductor such as a loose filling may do the trick. Also keep in mind that the amplitude may not be great enough to create air pressure fluctuations for other people to hear it, but it may be strong enough to transfer directly to the person’s ear via vibrations through the body.
The detector is the hard part. No detector, no radio. While engineers like to use silicon or germanium diodes as one-way current valves, rectification may occur at anytime if certain conditions are met. There are a variety of dissimilar materials that, when joined, act as a “poor-man’s” diode. Though I cannot confirm this, it would not surprise me a bit to find that certain combinations of metals, acids, oils, and salts found within the mouth & dental work would act as a rectifier/detector under certain conditions.
So what is the likelihood that:
a) There is a conductor within your dental work that is an efficient antenna at frequencies around 1 MHz, and has enough output to drive an audible transducer.
b) There is a resonate element within your mouth that is excited by voltage, efficiently vibrates at audible frequencies, and has enough amplitude to cause air pressure fluctuations that can be heard by the human ear (or enough amplitude that your own ears hear it through internal vibrations).
c) Dissimilar materials within your mouth have joined to create a rectifier, and thus forming a AM detector.
d) The antenna, detector, and speaker within your mouth are “wired” together in the proper configuration. (It should be noted here that some items may have a dual or even triple role, i.e. a combination antenna/detector.)
e) You’re in the vicinity of a very strong AM signal.
Answer: Extremely unlikely. But possible? Certainly.