Power out: Thursday, 4:15pm
Power on: Friday, 5:34pm
Over 24 hours, no power. No rolling blackouts, nothing. ZERO zilch, zip, nada. And by golly is it hot.
They say the current supply will be temporary, so I’m posting while I can…it may be a few days before I can respond to full posting form 
so did you pick up some pretty women who needed a guy to save them?
I gotta fess up.
There was no blackout.
Unca Cecil, the Mods and I were outside your house, & we pulled the master switch on your fusebox for shits & giggles.
Then, I hid outside your window, & did my “Announcer Voice” imitation until you thought there was a real blackout.
All you neighbors were in on it with us. (Cecil can be very persuasive!)
*** I’M SO ASHAMED!!! BOO-HOO-HOO!***