Fine, I'm a grinch

Oh Christ.

So have a MISERABLE day. HOw about that? Have the SHITTIEST Christmas ever!

“Those of us who have birthdays on December 25th know what the Three Wise Men said to Jesus: ‘Now, these are both for your birthday and Christmas.’ Actually, the Wise Men only came on Epiphany, January 6; being wise, they shopped after Christmas.” - Bob Smith

I used to love Christmas back when I was living in the States. Lots of lights, interesting things in the stores, cheezy music everywhere, and best of all - none of it had anything to do with me! All those people were running around on the verge of panic, worrying about family, food and presents, and I could just sit back and enjoy the gestalt. You really should try to experience Christmas as a strange foreign custom. It’ll open your eyes.

Excellent - I have to remember that.

I have to say though that I had a crazy maiden aunt with a birthday on July 5. She’d always take me out to celebrate my birthday too, along with her. She was absolutely great, and I loved her to death. If only many others had given me presents in July too…

My wife and I have birthdays a day apart at the end of July, and VunderKind’s is the first of March. When he was little, he’d get a half-birthday in July so everyone had presents for the same occasion.

One of my sisters was born on the 26th. We always celebrated her birthday on the Epiphany, to give her some separation.