“…what it would have been like to take both the babes on at once.” His manly bosom heaved sternly at the thought of the lush intertwining of limbs, the quick pant of breath, the low hum of the vibrator, the wet sounds of the Jell-O tub quivering beneath them.
“Fortunately, I am beyond all that,” he sighed, turning to his faithful Golden Retriever, Shep. “Only you know my real secret - the secret that drove me so far from all familiar sights. The secret that I really…”
“… am Cora”, s/he said bitterly. “Gabby loved me as a very strong woman, but couldn’t bear my touch as a masqueraded as Brand. Sure - I was good as a romp in the dark hayloft, but not up to her standards in the light of day.”
“What a wicked web we wieve once we practice to deceive. Eh, Shep?”
“Woof!” agreed Shep, who then proceeded to lick his nether regions. With a long suffering sigh, Cora/Brand stared out onto the ocean waters, wishing s/he could hold his/her true lover in his/her arms just one last time.
“Oh, Rock, I will always love you!” cried Cora/Brand as his/her heart snapped in two.