Over in the “Amish kids” thread, Phouchg used this as his sig:
I replied with:
So, who can add to this line of thought? Only rule is that you add a genuine, find-it-in-an-atlas place name.
and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe
We can’t get that lucky in Nebraska, we only have a Friend.
Sweet Basil
It’s always warm in our bed here in Florida; we’re Frostproof!
(I know, it sucks, but I came up with it in 10 seconds.)
SanibelMan - My Homepage
“Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.”
Virginia may be for lovers, and Pennsylvania has Intercourse, but Saskatchewan has Climax.
…Thanks to Newfoundland’s Dildo.
Eschew Obfuscation
In Oklahoma, you have to go through Bowlegs to get to Maude.
The greatest engineering feat of all time was Wheeling West Virginia.
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
After you have Intercourse and Climax, you might want a little Weed, CA.
formerly known as LauraRae
I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
Incidentally, be careful where you go in Pennsylvania. Ten miles from Intercourse is Blue Ball (see directions).
Of course, you could head in the other direction to Mt. Joy.
There is a Climax North Carolina too.
Lord Flasheart to Nursie: I like it firm and fruity. Am I glad to see you
or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?
Lord Flasheart: She’s got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the
taste of a man’s tonsils.
But only in North Carolina can you see the Nag’s Head…
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
You may reach Climax in any of these states:
[ul][li]Pennsylvania[/li][li]Texas[/li][li]Colorado[/li][li]Iowa[/li][li]Georgia[/li][li]Kansas[/li][li]Kentucky[/li][li]Michigan[/li][li]Minnesota[/li][li]North Carolina[/li][li]Ohio[/li][li]Oregon[/li][li]South Carolina[/li][li]Virginia or[/li][li]Washington[/ul][/li]
And Intercourse again when you get toAlabama.
However, there is only one Virgin, in Utah.
And there’s today’s research; can I go home now?
“A bird in the hand is the Devil’s workshop; it is the goose that laid the bad apple.” - TennHippie
Northern California has Weed, but you have to go to the Mojave Desert for Reefer.
After Climax ( MI) you could find yourself in Hell ( MI)
Each year it takes less and less time to cross the country and more time to get to and from work.
Ahhhhhh. Pennsylvania. The land of sexual innuendo. Where we have:
All kinds of BEAVER:
So much so that, BEAVER FALLS, and BEAVER SPRINGS as well as the lush, BEAVER MEADOWS.
In PA you can find a PLEASANT MOUNT or even MOUNT PLEASANT, and the infamous CHERRY TREE.
There a BLACKLICK, a West MIDDLESEX, a WOOD, and be careful of the WILDWOOD, a WILCOX, and my favorite BUTZTOWN (the people there are real assholes). Steer clear of BUSHKILL, and MANNS CHOICE, and CLYMER (Clymer, I don’t even know 'er). And nobody want to visit PURITAN.
And on a final note, we even have a CECIL, and an ADAMSBURG, ADAMSTOWN, and ADAMSVILLE.
You can get a Dime Box in Texas.
Ayesha
What, you want to face Truth Or Consequences in New Mexico?
Over here in Iowa, we are Cumming!
“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)
North Carolina gives you the Finger.
South Carolina gives you Clinton.
Boston, Massachusetts!
Damn. Wait, I’ll come in again…
And if you’re not careful who you mess around with, watch out for Two Guns, Arizona.
Dr. Watson
“The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.” – Jill Ruckelshaus