And you can find Nirvana in Michigan.
ROTFLMAO!! 
I tried to read this outloud to a friend and couldn’t do it I was laughing so hard!!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
There is also only one Beaver in Utah
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
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Actually, it gets better. As we drove out of the town limits, we were all simmering down (basically, we would be fine, then one of us would scream “LOOK! ATHOL LAUNDROMAT!” and point, and we’d all loose it.)when my mother started laughing again. When questioned, she squealed “Dammit, it’s almost like the morons are PROUD of it or something…” My parents rock.
Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth
My parents actually once lived in Paradise (CA). It wasn’t.
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Well, I just want to know what people from Coxsackie (NY) are called?
The Dave-Guy
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx