As if Frankenbunnies weren’t bad enough, now we’ve got to worry about Frankencows!
I have a sneaking suspicion that the folks at Chik-Fil-A are behind this.
Mmmm…
Longcow. :: droop ::
How long before this becomes reality?
FrankHolstein
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
They said I was MAD at the University! A Mad Cow!! That ciow college! I’ll show them! Look at what I have created! This body has never died, because it has never lived! I creatred it, putting it togetrher from parts I’ve found – Beef Hearts, Ox Tails, Sweetbreads, ripe, and the finest cuts of beef from Safeqway! Guts and intestines from the abbatoir! Skin from Leather World. All sewn together with loving care!
And now the crowning touch, a Calf’s Brain!
We attach the electrodes to the ring in the nose and the tag in the ear.
Now it’s time, time to give it life. We must fly the kites! Where is that hunch-backed, sad-voiced donkey? Hel[p me with this and I’ll attach that tail permanently.
Throw the switch, Eeyore!!
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Mooo…mooo?..Moooouuaaah-ha-ha-Ha!!! 
(“Sliders…It’s what you Crave!”)
"It lives! It lives!
Who’s Man’s Best Friend now, eh?
Now I know what it feels like to be Dog!!"
(The thunderclap echoes over the last word, drowning it out.)
A few lonely and misunderstood prophets have understood that this was coming.