Laura Bush was making the rounds on the morning shows promoting heart disease awareness. Ok, fine. Then I hear her say “I thought cancer was the number one disease that kills people, then I found out it’s really heart disease.”
This is from a woman who promotes READING! No, forget that. Even NON-readers know heart disease is the number one killer! Laura, you stupid, blank-staring stump!
I know there’s no great tradition of First Lady brilliance, but I think we all had high hopes for Laura in the beginning. Everyone knew George was an idiot. We all hoped Laura would compensate for that.
But now we know why Laura married George. They are stumps! Both of 'em!
I mean, Jesus Christ! You’re in the White House for at least four years in the company of the most powerful administration in the world and all you can do in the past 4 years (4 FUCKING YEARS, PEOPLE!!!) is promote reading one month in 2003 and say that heart disease is bad!!! That’s all you do in all that time!!!
God, please get these yahoos out of our government!