First time I've truly laughed out loud at The Onion.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If I Don’t Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won

Bwahaha…

Also on the front page this morning:

Googly Moogly: Great?

Bravo to this week’s issue.

:slight_smile:

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My favorite from this week: “Neutered Cat Instinctively Protects Empty Scrotum”.