The automatic ice cube dispenser on our fridge clogged up yesterday and I had to open the freezer door and reach all the way into the ice cube bucket thingy to unjam it.
The custard in my custard slice is still slightly frozen 
I don’t have an ice cube dispenser! I have to make the ice cubes myself, like a savage. 
Philistine.
We have to buy ours at the local farmers market!
I prefer the free range ones but I’m not cold to decent substitutes.
Oh I forgot about the time I had to update my uber app so it took an extra few minutes for me to get my ride. Traumatizing!
Free range ice cubes? That’s just a myth. Actually, studies have found if you open the freezer door, they don’t even go outside but just stay in the nice cold where they are used to. They are essentially brainless.
I personally like this thread. Some of the posts are funnier than hell!
my bag of ice chips is a solid piece of ice
what snack should I pick? pringles or bbq chips or a pop tart? maybe chocolate instead
Just got home from grocery shopping, had tons of bags to cart in-and then I had to take care of it all. 5 gallons of milk, 7 boxes of cereal, etc. We stopped at the home improvement store to buy plumbing stuff to fixed the old plumbing in the bathroom
I had to buy the husband a 20 dollar prescription but it only lasts a month
Misery I tell you!
ETA: I had to pay some bills this morning, online!
Hole e crap.
So you are saying the next president could actually be in my freezer right now?
AND…I ran out of water enhancer at work - now I have to just drink the plain filtered water out of the dispenser, like some kind of ANIMAL.
Also, my Command Start failed to work on my vehicle this morning - it took at least five minutes of driving before the car was warm.
I win. Guaranteed.
A few of years ago, my (social) athletics running club decided to order some relay team T-shirts (you know the type - those with a ‘humorous’ saying on the front and a ‘hilarious’ zinger on the back).
Anyway - we ordered them from a local guy, who got his base stock supply from the Philippines, which he then applied the print to.
Our local guy informed us, that our shirts were going to be delayed, and they wouldn’t be available for the big competition (where we hoped to make a big splash with our oh-so-clever shirts) because of floods in the Philippines.
More than one member of the relay team was moved to utter phrases along the lines of ‘Well. that’s just not good enough!’.
Total deaths in the Philippines floods of 2009 - more than 400. Total T-shirts delayed - oh, lots!
I am currently snacking on a marinated cremini mushroom salad that was made up in a deli down the block from me in Brooklyn.
The last time I bought some of this stuff, there were more chopped black olives and fewer sliced roasted red peppers.
For GOD’S SAKE, people. Mushrooms and black olives are YIN. Roasted red peppers are YANG. The yang should COMPLEMENT the yin, not overpower it!
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My sisters like to use this app called Snapchat to send me silly daily life updates. If you have a new phone there are special filters you can use (you can see them here ). My phone isn’t new enough to be able to use the filters.
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I’ve already seen this episode of Friends on TV, but there’s nothing else interesting on, so I’m forced to rewatch it.
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I’m eating Pringles and getting frustrated, because my hand is too big to fit into the container so I’m forced to tilt it and get crumbs everywhere.
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I’m having trouble hearing my cable tv on my 65" flat screen over the sound of me chewing. I just ended up turning the tv off.
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I’m drinking an energy drink mixed with flavor and a shot of cream. Every few minutes, the cream separates from the rest of the drink and I have to stir it. Ugh.
My life is hard.
The first class lounge at the station had no tea bags for over a week.
You people are breaking my heart. This is SO sad…
We got a new coffee maker at work. Our free coffee doesn’t taste as good now.
I got delivery of my brand new Jaguar in April when I’d been hoping to get it in March.
Well that can be something as basic as your toilet backing up, compared to someone who poops in a bucket and wipes with their bare hands.
Speaking of toilets, I was in a public restroom today and the toilet seat liner tore when I tried to pull it out of the dispenser. I hate when that happens.
The French fries I got with my burger tonight were soggy. Pity me.
Just gonna leave this right here.