First yachting, now this?

What country is this in? Why, it’s AUSTRALIA, of course!

So, does this mean that Australia has decided to take over the fatass trophy worldwide?

As a member of the Melbourne Cricket Club (and therefore someone who is paying for this refurbishment) I must point out that having individual seats will be a new experience. We’ve always sat on benches in the Mawson Stand. And liked it d’ye hear.

But, yeah, if there’s a trophy going, we’ll have it.