Fix-A-Flat does not work on inflatable love dolls

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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There certainly is. These exist. Try googling it.

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
There certainly is. These exist. Try googling it.
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Oh no I won’t. I am fresh out of eye bleach from the last googling of bukkake and clown porn, TYVM.
I’ve learned my lesson.

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
Oh no I won’t. I am fresh out of eye bleach from the last googling of bukkake and clown porn, TYVM.
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Try muttonbone.com. No bleach needed.

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
There is a market out there, I am sure, for an inflatable sheep doll.
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That was on Dave Barry’s Christmas list a few years ago. The “Love Ewe”, an inflatable sheep with fishnet stockings. Of course if you can’t score with real sheep, maybe you should become a eunuch.

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[QUOTE=Kuboydal]
Try the slime. It is nontoxic.
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Whatever happened to the two click rule! NSFW, dude, NSFW!

That site had me masturbating like a motherfuck.

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[QUOTE=dogbutler]
That was on Dave Barry’s Christmas list a few years ago. The “Love Ewe”, an inflatable sheep with fishnet stockings.
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And the subject of the site in post #23.

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[QUOTE=tdn]
That site had me masturbating like a motherfuck.
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um…

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well, of course fix-a-flat didn’t work–read the can! You have to ride on it at 25MPH for at least 15 minutes!

And if the love doll is any good, that’s nigh-on impossible!

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Using fix-a-flat, I thought you were only supposed to drive a few miles before you got it plugged professionally.

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
pretty much like a big vinyl bag of sand.
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Mmmm… vinyl bag of saaannndddd!
Oh, and Slime. It works but tastes like s*#t!

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[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher]
And the subject of the site in post #23.
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I didn’t go there, I’m not into inflatable sheep. :smiley: