There certainly is. These exist. Try googling it.
Oh no I won’t. I am fresh out of eye bleach from the last googling of bukkake and clown porn, TYVM.
I’ve learned my lesson.
Try muttonbone.com. No bleach needed.
That was on Dave Barry’s Christmas list a few years ago. The “Love Ewe”, an inflatable sheep with fishnet stockings. Of course if you can’t score with real sheep, maybe you should become a eunuch.
Whatever happened to the two click rule! NSFW, dude, NSFW!
That site had me masturbating like a motherfuck.
And the subject of the site in post #23.
um…
well, of course fix-a-flat didn’t work–read the can! You have to ride on it at 25MPH for at least 15 minutes!
And if the love doll is any good, that’s nigh-on impossible!
Using fix-a-flat, I thought you were only supposed to drive a few miles before you got it plugged professionally.
Mmmm… vinyl bag of saaannndddd!
Oh, and Slime. It works but tastes like s*#t!
I didn’t go there, I’m not into inflatable sheep. 