As a matter of fact, if anything, it makes it worse than just being deflated because you end up with parts that feel like styrofoam, and then the stuff gets all broken apart and crumbly, and ultimately your object of affection ends up pretty much like a big vinyl bag of sand.
I could have told you that. Not from experience, of course. I mean, it just seems obvious.
http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=64343-442-SDS-710/08&lpage=none
Try the slime. It is nontoxic.
What does it smell like?
Put tires on your rims fella and save those pneumatic ladies for that good good lovin’
Sorry I misunderstood I thought you were using them as tires but you mean you are having threeways with you, Mrs Plastic you and a can of Fix-A-Flat up “her” ass.
Pictures. We must have pictures.
Yes, I’m kidding.
I just wanted to point out how proud I am of myself that I did not come in here and make not-so-subtle suggestions as to what part of you caused the puncture.
I have remarkable self-control that way.
Risotto.
It’s also not a good idea to use Fix-A-Flat to air up bike tires. The eyes, they burn!!!
Yes, but, my risotto smells like…
Oh.
Yes, but why? That’s the real question.
Look for something called Plastic Surgery in the glue isle of your local hardware store. This stuff works wonders with plastic. You’ll need a small bit of vinyl to use as a patch, I suggest a piece from the clear side of a dead suntanner mattress.
You should have used duct tape. It’s not pretty, but they don’t call it hundred mile an hour tape for nothing.
Prick.
Yeah, and it’ll fix her warts, too! If you can still find a waterbed store, they sell a patch kit. Just a drop fixes a cat-claw hole. For a tear, there’s clear plastic patches, which you could disguise with a hand-drawn tattoo (Harley-Davidson? Lysdexia Socks?)
Hundred mile an hour tape? Huh.
Hereabouts, we call it chrome.
“Polyurethane, what a lovely name!”
But what do you feel about intimate relations with sheep?
Inflatable love dolls.
As opposed to Inflatable Hate Dolls?
Band name, either way!
There is a market out there, I am sure, for an inflatable sheep doll.